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1mo ago

Oink

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- oink
- oink

including others in your kink without permission is a violation of consent, easy break up - this man does not respect boundaries, and does not practice SSC/RACK
- How do you know it's a kink?
  
  Because kink is only 3 letters away from oink.
  
  Exactly, he could just be a cop.
  So still a reason to break up with him, but a different one
  
  More importantly, how do we know that he knows it’s a kink?
- Okay, yes, it might violate consent, but it's also funny.
  And it would be weird fir me to say there are times when i wont hold someone accountable for murder for a sufficiently good bit, but not this.

Everything on this post including comments is a disaster lol
- My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

she slop my hog til I oink

- tsssss
  Was he green and did he have four legs?
- This is because in Islamic cultures, pork is forbidden.
- I'm very curious if that's a cultural thing or just a him thing

Tell him that impersonating a police officer is a serious crime.

This little piggy went WEE WEE WEE

This sounds like a plot to a Seinfeld episode.

Sounds like the correct response is to stop getting him off

🐷🐷🐷
- Animal farm

Deeply upsetting.

The boyfriend: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttn1otpx7zA
- Not what I expected to find in this thread but I'm happy I watched it.
- or will

Yeah, that’s fine by me. Only oink oink!

Imagine breaking up over some silly shit like this lmao

They marked nsfw, why didn't you?
- Because its safe for work in the sense that you actually need to fully read it. There is no imagery.
  Otherwise something like anti ICE stuff would have to be marked NSFW as well because your employer might have a problem with it.
  Thats why in practice NSFW only applies to things that instantly would get you in trouble if seen for a only fraction of a second. Meaning images.
  
  Idk I feel like if my boss saw "c*m" scrolling past while I was at work, I would be in trouble.
- Did you read this on a bus and start masturbating uncontrollably?
  
  Ummm is that what happens when you see NSFW content
  
  Nah I read this on a train and started masturbating uncontrollably. It's a shame I was sat at a table seat, oinked all over the people in front.
  
  I already was, but can we agree this didn't help?
- Probably because it's not needed.

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