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2d ago

Home cooking

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Be grateful that someone thought enough about me to make me diner. And perhaps casually suggest we join a cooking class together.
- Nicest comment

I legit thought those were someone's balls
- Consider seeing a doctor?
- Looks boiled, not raw. Still, it shouldn't be boiled.

This is such a British photo.
- I agree but I don’t know what about it makes your statement true.
  
  It's the complete and total lack of seasoning, apart from what appears to be pepper on the chicken. Also the fact that the concept of "crunch", or any form of texture, seems to be a foreign concept.
- Despite the fact it's obviously American.
  
  You are clearly not familiar with how much Canadians are into Kraft dinner.

Take the hint and start participating in housework and learn how to cook.
- I mean if the other partner goes to work and the other is at home, it's fair to expect the stay at home one to take on the burden of most housework imo.
  Full day of work and then your partner gives you shit about not cooking your own food? Fucking hell
  
  Where do you see it stated that she doesn't work? Maybe that's the best she can manage after a long day of work herself

Jokes aside, it all depends on the context, what are their skills? What is the thought behind it. How much money is there around?Does it taste good?
If you know she cooks well then this may be bad. If she is absolutely new, this may even be a sweet gesture.
- dies of food poisoning
  
  Doesn't matter, had sex.
  
  Yeah that chicken is absolutely not cooked.

Thank her and tell her how much i appreciate her? Wtf else would you do?
- My brother it's raw
  
  It’s my fault for not clarifying what, “trying it raw once” meant.
  
  It looks more like its boiled chicken.
  
  It's a meal that I don't have to cook after a hard day of work, and is most likely an expression of love. There's nothing that tastes better than that.
- I'd probably mention how it looks raw and unappetizing, but put it in a nice constructive manner.
  Just suffering through that shit doesn't sound like a good relationship imo

Tell her she did great, but the chicken could be cooked a bit more.
- but that's just color of sauce
  drumsticks are barely visible
  
  Isn't that the skin? To me they look like they were boiled.

I haven’t had anything but meth and bud lights in days what am I gonna say? Thank you queen
- What the fuck is your life 💀💀💀
  
  I‘m literally just vibing and having good food like OP posted
  
  IKR, bud lite?

I know what id be doing in about 3 hours afterwards.

Oh no sorry babe i'm actually vegan now. What a shame.
- Also allergic to dying of salmonella.

Realise that I was supposed to get groceries

eat out

The her to hospital because clearly she had a mental breakdown, stroke, trauma, what ever.

Lol. You can really tell who has and hasn't been in a long term relationship in the comments.
- How?

Vegetables 🍆
- VEGETABLES!

Did they cook that meal with sunlight?

Well at least it's no longer encased in jello

Calling poison control

Die. Your choice whether from hunger or food poisoning.

Are... Are those balls?
- from this close, they always look like landscape.

you shut the fuck up, eat, and next time, you do the cooking. Your girl is not at your service.

Go to bed

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