A genie grants you a wish at random: you're guaranteed to win your next argument. Who do you argue with?
A genie grants you a wish at random: you're guaranteed to win your next argument. Who do you argue with?
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Genie - it's always 3 wishes clearly the genie misspoke
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Dumbass.
I am entitled to infinite wishes.
Shit, I argued with you.
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he's doing his best ok 🧞♂️
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I argue with the genie that they actually promised to grant me infinite wishes
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Lotto cashier. "I'm definitely going to hit the jackpot on this one, ya big dummy."
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Wow. You're good at this.
I'm going to use my wish to talk you into hiring me as your personal driver for like a year, so I can learn your wisdom.
That's so well played.
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Jokes on you, I'd probably enjoy that so I wouldn't argue. Especially if I'm crazy rich, what else would I have to do?
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My father, and the argument would be about his political views. Radicalized years ago but the taking heads on Fox.
I miss my dad. 😔
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Gosh. I'm sorry. My dad passed five or six years ago. I hope you are able to connect with yours while you have time
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I argue that American Conservatives should all commit suicide with Trump on Truth Social.
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Horseshoe theory in action here.
Wishing death on 150+ million people because of their political beliefs doesn’t make you righteous. You’ve looped all the way around to becoming the exact thing you claim to oppose.
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That’s something I can stand behind
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The genie that I have infinite wishes obviously
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Maybe myself (as an experiment), or the genie about if I should get more wishes or something. Wasting universe-altering magic on convincing one person seems like a waste.
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Well, you may win the argument against the genie, but it doesn't guarantee that the genie would be granting you more wishes--because maybe they just can't (the universe itself might not let it or something).
Just like some convenience store clerk agreeing that your coupon should be accepted, but the higher-ups won't--and she can't pay for it because she's got even less money than you do.
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Even if there's a risk of failure, it seems worth it. No one person is very important, and even then the more powerful a person is the less accessible they are. (Since nobody has mentioned it, Xi Jinping probably has the most power right now, not Trump. The US is stronger, but Trump still has the remnants of a democracy in his way, and is not personally intelligent)
If there's genies, maybe there's a chance arguing with God would work.
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I don't care who I'll be arguing with, but the disagreement will center on the hour and manner of Trump's inevitable demise.
I'm thinking a trauma-induced stroke, caused when JD Vance has a sudden epileptic fit and bites off Donny Jr. in the Lincoln bedroom.
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IF by winning you mean that everyone listening agrees with me, then I'll take on anyone on Fox News.
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What does winning mean in this case? That every single person watching that debate concludes that I was right and the other person was wrong? What about if I'm objectively wrong? Do I still win?
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Genie gives you the ability to argue perfectly, and no matter how good your opponent is they will not be able to beat you
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You just used your wish arguing with the genie...
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I should be given uncontested control of the world's resources for 1 year.
My opponent: the mother Gaia.
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tremble
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Yeah, this really depends on what you meant by winning here. Are we actually changing the other person's mind or do they admit we are right, but still believe otherwise? Are people who witness the argument included? Do people continue to agree indefinitely? Does it change reality to match?
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The genie has already departed and cannot answer any questions 🧞♂️
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Frivolous lawsuit against the government or a FAANG company
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Well that's good, humiliate them and get paid
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Definitively? Like everyone agrees I won the argument and it causes anyone who witnessed it to rethink their stance on the topic and actually fucking change the way they think and behave? An occurrence so rare I'd might as well play the lottery?
If that were true... I guess I'd argue Donald Trump about addressing and curbing Climate Change...and second choice would be arguing Elon Musk on the merits of developing actual empathy.
Genie wishes...pipe dreams in a lamp, lol. Anyways, thanks for inducing a small indulgence in some fantasy.
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I think you would have to argue with quite a few people to even get access to trump.
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Unless social media counts.
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The OP's what if scenario is already well outside the realm of potential reality, might as well go hard into the imagination space.
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Oh these are good
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[Dictator’s name] Orbán/Trump/Xi/etc…
On TV
And the argument is about them not being able to rule the country
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I'd argue the genie wants to do everything I wish, regardless of the amount of individual wishes.
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The SSA.
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I don't want to argue with anyone. Can I have cake instead?
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It's Genie's first day and he didn't read the training guide
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