I only eat Koom Valley brand granola bars

yep

There are three street names in Chicago that rhyme with "vagina"

A neighbor told me that even though her now-adult children had no side effects if she could go back and decide to not vaccinate them instead, she would

Sleepytime tea

Sure, if you don't feel like screaming

Android programmer. Picked it up back in 2011 when I was a couple years out of school.

All I can think of is Hundreds of Beavers

Great tits and no one to appreciate them in his own comic. Maybe he'll find his way to Oglaf

But today isn't a Saturday

I had a dealer who preferred that his customers ask for Mr. Caufield when calling so he could reply (or not) "I'm Holden"

Just aks the server directly. Aks it right in the power cord and then aks the hard drive. Aks it over and over

Very likely, bananas are technically a kind of fish

I'd trade LLMs for bug ships and necro assassins in a heartbeat

Iirc they're indexes for the system wide search feature, Spotlight

Your dialer may already be monetized! If you get a call from a company and see their logo chances are they paid for that. It's not enshittified yet, but it definitely could be. Source: I maintain a codebase that does this for a major device manufacturers dialer.

I'm them-adjacent and I'll keep my mouth shut

Ringing Bell intensifies

Reduced demand (through more deaths) will naturally lower prices

Elon isn't that old

Buffalo wings give me windmelon