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3d ago

Well actually...

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Is mayonnaise a distribution?
- Looks like it. You distribute it across the bread.
- Are you talking about making a grilled cheese where you sub Mayo for the butter? Cuz it turns out pretty awesome!
  
  Yep! I was very surprised with the result as well.
  
  Wait until you try bacon grease. Y'all are in for a real treat.
- It will be now that the idea has been sown.
  Then there will be rival distros that hate each other. Dukes vs Miracle Whip debates. etc.
  
  Miracle Whip is not mayonnaise. And no one actually knows what it is other then just plain nasty. Never, ever buy Miracle Whip.

This is what using Lemmy feels like sometimes.
- Here's some others:
  Windows is garbage. The last time windows was good was Windows [10, 7, 2000, NT, 3.1, O/S2].
  don't you care about your privacy?
  All AI is all slop all the time. If you think of using AI you are garbage.
  Star Trek. I have no issues with my Star Trek homies. Y'all are awesome.
  
  You are forgetting:
  you have the moral obligation to pirate all creative works.
  
  I'm sorry XP was the good windows lmao
  
  The last time Windows was good was… hmm. Never. It was never good.
  
  🖖
  
  Capitalism is always given as the reason something is bad, that way nobody has to try and improve anything because the revolution is for later and working within the system is supporting the bad thing.
  
  "Let's rant about linux.... in a linux community"
  If you are so sassy about people having fun, just block the instance. I cant promise you will stop reading about linux, but your feed will be co siderably cleaner
  
  Lemmy: AI is garbage
  Me who uses it to eliminate a shit ton of my mindless tasks like writing unit tests: You are garbage and is your opinion
- I'm sure Linux is overrepresented across the whole of Lemmy but to be fair, we are in a community specifically about Linux. You could also just block the term Linux and be done with it
  
  If you think this meme is a depiction of something worth blocking all Linux communities over, then we are not on the same page. I was just poking fun.

- I think you need to reinitialize pan.sh
- so, that's NetBSD under heavy load.
- Instructions unclear, now have a perfectly functioning system whereas before it would show ads in the Start Menu. Should I start over and do again?
  
  If you see ads .... pour gasoline over the whole thing

Let me interject for a moment. What you’ve referred to as “butter” is actually “I can’t believe it’s not/butter”. Have a pleasant day!
- Oh, I remember that margarine brand, ICBINB: I Can't Believe ICBINB's Not Butter
  
  That's the one! Funny store about the name - it's a recursive condiment.
  Edit: sorry for inbox spam btw, lemmy.world having outages

No need for a vm btw, you can try a lot of them from your browser using distrosea.
- This doesn't really help you see what runs on your hardware.
  A distribution isn't a desktop.
  
  Neither does a vm

before you reach for butter, have you even considered whether or not a rolling release distro is right for you?
- I read this as a "rolling cheese distro." Like Debedam, or Camombware. I use Brie, btw.
  
  You need to switch to Gamalost instead. Whey better package management. Brie curd use a better one.
- Or you could set up your desired sandwich through a few simple config files.

Distros, bistros, tomatoh, tomahto.

Looks like an average Google Gemini reponse
- Id like ai a lot more if this were the case

Or just start with Ubuntu, while using a good mayonnaise for your grilled cheese.
- Even better, Debian. Most peaceful distro ever.
  
  Ubuntu is the miracle whip of distros.

arch is like when you put bacon on your grilled cheese and dip it in tomato soup
- Just be to grow your own tomatoes and raise your own cows first
- Ive always used Debian based OS and I'm scared of arch. But I'm intrigued.
- way better than you’d expect, or a structurally catastrophic mess
  and that’s a 50/50 or

Next recipe: peanut butter and Mint jelly

btrfs reaching new heights

Alright guys I'm gonna tell you...I don't use butter on my grilled cheese.
Nah. I use mayonnaise. A very thin coating, it doesn't take much -- and ultimately it's easier for butter to be many more calories and taste inferior
- Interesting. I put mayo on my hot dog buns. Just makes it better.
  
  Mayo is an easy cheat code for a lot of things.

instead of fried chicken, eat grilled chicken, instead of soda, drink grilled chicken

That sounds like a solid advice, where is the meme? smh

Good news, everyone! I've invented a way to install Linux on a stick of margarine!

This is so stupid. I love it.

Heyyy bros and sisses. I am currently trying to do this after being fully converted by you guys. I am technically capable and have run Linux before. However, I am unsure if virtualbox is the best to use for this, and where to get isos and stuff.. Just generally I searched around for doing precisely this, and there was barely any info available. Maybe I used the wrong keywords?
- I'm guessing you're currently on Windows, right? If so, Virtualbox is perfectly fine, otherwise, if you're on Linux already, you could use Boxes or Virt manager that are more performant, but don't stress yourself if you just wanna play around Virtualbox will always be more than sufficient.
  As for the ISOs you can just get them directly from the distro websites or, if using Boxes, you can choose one at VM creation and it'll download it for you
  
  Yeah, but it's really great to know about boxes, I will probably run that once I am on bare metal, for development and producing music. Thanks!
- Virtualbox is fine to test things out. In general, if you were to install it directly to your machine, it will run snappier than it will run in the virtual machine. Just saying if it feels laggy in Virtualbox, that doesn't mean it won't work.
  For ISOs just go to the website of the distro you choose and look for 'Downloads'. Usually there's an ISO that's been optimized for Virtualbox.
  
  Ahh OK thank you, it seems straight forward, but I may regret those words later lol

Fax in British accent

An infidel should not join the congregation, if they do not intend to convert. /s
- Joking aside, we welcome everyone here:
  Linux users
  Future Linux users
  The Linux curious

And this helps cook my grilled cheese?
- Who said anything about cheese?

Been very tempted to get a beelink mini PC, N150 doesn't cost much and could stick proxmox and Debian VMs on it
- Given up on butter I see
  
  It's a butter-cooled pc. More effective than water cooling.
- Get one. I got an AWOW mini just for playing with distros.

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