Friendly reminder

I’m glad someone’s mating on my face…

well good for them....

hot

At least someone is having sex around here.

Oh I know about it, and I'm quite glad that they're comfortable enough with me to have an orgy on my face. That takes trust.

Just a friendly reminder that a usb microscope is cheaper than a chaturbate subscription.

I know it, and I like to play smooth jazz before bed, to help get them in the mood.

No they're not.

I totally do know about it. Especially now.

Not only am I aware and I consent to the microscopic bumping and grinding on my facial follicles, I occasionally rub one out just thinking about the gang bang going down between my eye brows.

I very much know about it, their presence makes my rosacea upset 🥲

Thats why every other day I muder them all with an anti-paracitic cream

So....your face or mine?

We're like a version of Mother Earth to them.
Multiply my children! Make love, not war!

I mean, we all know about it now. Does that ruin the kink for them? Or do they like that we know?

And are these sexy mites in the room with us now?

TIHI

cool

New kink unlocked.

If you aren't a filthy heathen, they actually practice abstinence. Repent, sinner.

Mites gotta mate

Jesus Christ, get a room

Nice to know that somebody in my bed is getting some.

Nice.

i can't sleep without it

Thank you, I hate it.

Long as they change the sheets every few years I'm good with it.

As long as they use practice safe sex, it really is none of my business.

Aw cmon, you two got the center part of the eyelid last night. We talked after and clearly settled it was our turn tonight.

From now on I'm calling my girlfriend "my microscopic mite"

That's fine, so long as I continue to not know it.