How to spot a nazi!

- They trigger a special gag reflex you didn’t know was there
  
  It makes me laugh. The side view driving amongst other vehicles is especially funny.
  
  And a reflex reaction from a specific finger.
- They look awful. Slightly less awful when wrapped, but I heard that Tesla fucked up the bonding surface for wraps or something so they're basically unremovable, but will deteriorate with age.
  
  its also a 7000lb death trap and charcuterie machine.
  
  Depends on what color they wrap it in. Sometimes it exaggerates the panel gaps, er, I mean sometimes it really shows off Teslas commitment to quality
- Every time I see one I find something else that makes it revolting. It’s absolutely horrific.
- I'm both glad and disappointed I haven't seen one in Europe. I feel like I'm missing out on a circus tour.
- Especially from the front or back. It's hard to even comprehend that it's a car. I was very shocked the first time I saw one.
- Watch them hit a bump and almost fall apart.
- especially when they WRAP the travesty. the cybertrucks height gives just enough cover where its difficult to see the embarrasment of a driver, unless you were very close.

I feel like I have seen way too many on the road for only 3000 to have been sold.
Maybe I have a lot of dipshits living near me?
- Gotta be hyperbole, or an old post. Google says 39,000.
  
  Can you imagine. Putting together an entire assembly line. Logistics. Parts outsourcing. From the die stamp machine with tolerances of 0.0001" to make those shitty stainless steel bodies to how many rolls of toilet paper there should be in each stall, or the type of soap in the luch room. All those intricate details. To only sell 39,000 of those shitboxes.
  
  I've seen one in the non capitol or metro area in Canada I live in, though there is money here since it's nice. So yeah I figured there must be more out there than the post said. First one I've seen in person, it look liked it belonged in a B movie, I couldn't help but laugh. I do think it's a good thing for people try and pollute less of course, just not want to give more money to the Nazi born having already won the game of life.
- Same. I see one everyday minimum. I saw two in one parking lot once. I have probably seen up to 5 in a day before.
- Red car syndrome? Or maybe you live in a better off area? I don’t think you’re gonna see too many of these dumpsters in rural areas, so wealthier suburban/urban areas is where they’ll be. Even in my small town about 90 miles from a metro area there are at least two I see regularly. They really stand out.
  
  you do indeed see them in rural areas if you live in a blue state
- I am pretty sure the 3,000 figure was the initial founders edition and that the figure should be revised now. some asshole in my town had one of the original ones though I'm pretty sure

Surely it's more than 3k. I see quite a few in Canada.
- Looks like it's more like 46k as of a few months ago
  
  What the fuck? How are there ~46,000 people this fucking stupid??
- Let me guess, BC?

Is this an old post? Because over 46 thousand have been sold as of March.
Still, that's not helluva lot considering the global or even countrywide population. Had to look it up because if they really did only ever sell 3000 of them, then a significant portion of those buyers live around me.
- 46 thousand ... where? maybe 3000 in their town?

Once or twice every decade a clown car gets released and a handful of dipshits buy them and become the red-headed stepchildren of our roadways. The butt of jokes. Cautionary tales.
Ford Pinto
Pontiac Aztek
Chrysler PT Cruiser
Tesla Cybercuck
- I would 100% drive a convertible PT Cruiser and I'd do it with pride 😄 I mean it absolutely is a silly car but like in a self aware way if that makes sense
  
  It's a hot tub on wheels
  
  They're very hard to kill and you can jam the srt4 motor into them without crazy amounts of work.
  
  Omg Aunt Janet?! Lol.
  I joke but my dream car is an El Camino.
- Don't sleep on the Delorean! Those things were the laughing stock of America before Back to the Future made them cool again. Funny enough, they had many of the same problems Musk's stainless steel, uh, thing, has.
- The cube
- The Pinto is a bit different as they were useful, reasonably priced, and fairly popular. If hadn't ended up with that combination of bumper and gas tank placement, the model name would probably still be going strong.
  
  The Pinto also suffered some hellacious PR at the time. I was a child and still remember that hate.
- Aztek💀
  
  With the QC of a Yugo.
- Nissan Murano convertible
  Land Rover Evoque convertible
  VW T-Roc convertible
  No I'm not biased.
  
  The Nissan Murano convertible will always be the ugliest vehicle to me.
- Don’t forget the Chevy Avalanche.
  
  I always thought that and a friend who’s a truck guy was like “no, they’re actually pretty great.”
  
  The Avalanche wasn’t that bad. You could even get it with an 8.1 L V8.
- I always call them "PT-Loser"s
- Id say the Le Car and Yugo can be added to the list. My first car was a hand me down gremlin.

I'm in a very liberal city and I have seen a few of these with business logos plastered all over them. It's like they are advertising that you shouldn't use their business.
- Yup. There's an urgent care near me that has a wrapped swastikar out front. I think I would rather die than go there.

There is one in our area, but I only ever saw it parked and empty until recently. When I finally ran across it on pulling out of a parking lot, I got a look and the driver and he looks like a bootleg RFK Jr.
- oh yea old people desperate for attention buy it, on reddit on the very same sub, people bought it for the attention it brings, and its usually an older guy, gen x types.

I'll never understand why the design of this thing so unlike all of the other vehicles in the Tesla lineup. It's soooo fugly.
- All of his companies have people whose job it is to distract Elon musk when he tries to get involved. Tesla's must have been on vacation or something.
- Because this thing was Musk's pet project.
- The other cars are mild steel shells on alloy subframes. They mild steel is easy to press into shape
  Cybertruck is stainless steel, it is much harder than mild steel and doesn't bend easily, so they made it out of flat panels
  
  Yet DeLorean Motor Company figured out how to do it 40 years ago, and designed a much cooler looking vehicle with it...

I live in Toronto, they are fucking everywhere. teslas in general but I see cybertrucks daily. A lot of dbags around here i guess.
- It's illegal in the EU, I don't think Canada has that same ban

As of the end of 2024, they'd sold about 39,000, not 3000.

There’s an appalling number of local dipshits in Austin. I see a couple wankpanzers a day.

Ive seen at least 4 or 5. Kinda wild there are that many suckers driving around

We have a few I've seen around. one in particular was seemingly bought, vinyl wrapped, and parked in a busy lot to advertise some restaurant that's not even nearby 🤦‍♂️ It probably wouldn't even start now. It hasn't moved in several months and there's no chargers near it in that lot lol
- It's probably dead
  
  I'm quite confident it's dead, and that makes my heart happy

I was in the Irvine area a while ago and the parking lot had not one, not two, but three cyber trucks. Each one was more of a surprise than the last.
- I see them fairly often in Houston, but I've yet to see more than one at a time. Maybe all the dipshits around here went in on one together, and it's some kinda time-share situation.
  
  It seems like some places allow renting them (IIRC, the one that was set on fire at a hotel (Vegas?) was one).

There's a couple of dozen of them in the area where I work...
Several of them have wraps. 😒
- Where you work fucken Yucaipa? Cause for some gods forsaken reason there are several here, I assume it's exclusively old dipshit yuppies.

My fiance saw her first one in the wild today. I wasn't able to photo my first one, as we were both driving and I'm different directions.

I saw three separate dumpsters while driving somewhere not too long ago. Within 20 minutes I saw 1/1000th of those jalopys. 0.1% seems like a small amount but I feel like it was too much.

Quicksilver googlr search shows 11700 sold so far

Holy fucking shit. I almost was exposed to a swear word on the Internet by some asshole cunt. That removed didn't know it's fucking illegal to swear on the Internet. Thank fucking god someone drew a thin white squiggle over a very small part of the letters making it impossible to read the word "shit". I was about to shit a fucking brick.
fuck
- At least you had the sense to censor your own username.
  
  fsck

Just because you own a tesla doesn't mean you are a nazi. Many people don't keep track of politics and many others bought them before they found out who he is.
- You're not wrong... if you're talking about the model 3 or the X or older models. If you purchased a cybertruck then you are past the point where you can say that you bought it before he went crazy/nazi.
  If someone has 100k to piss away on Musk's stupid wankpanzer, then they probably have a different car that they can drive if they're that serious about refusing to identify with a Nazi. Drive that car instead and let the silver trash can topper sit in your garage. That way it won't die in the rain.
- I guess next you'll say it's cool to wear swastikas because some people don't know history.
  
  Your comparison doesn't track. A better example would be driving BMW or Mercedes. Which we still drive today despite their nazi past.
- Just because you own a tesla doesn’t mean you are a nazi.
  He's been openly nazi since before the cybertruck came out.

fuck