What is this for? (Wrong answers only)

To fit my massive shlong

That's for washing hair. I've seen these before.

We all know pee goes on the floor. But the poops must go in the toilet. This makes the separation much easier.

Finger skateboarding ramp to do sick Ollie's off of

This is a toilet for alcoholics, the indent is there to make it more comfortable while you're vomiting

Shampoo headrest at the hairdresser

So the snakes that come up from the sewer can escape when the lid is closed.

My dick (it is large) /s

Obviously it's an accessibility entrance for snakes to get into the sewer system

Download folder for nature's 3d prints.

it's the emergency water dish for the dog. looks a little low, better fill it up a bit.

Emergency overflow underwear filler

It's a place to sit backwards and read your comic books using the little table on the back.

It’s so the sub can have a cozy place the rest their neck while you… well… you know…

One legged man.

Let's you turn sideways for a little dip in the pool when you're done

Built in ballroom.

Steve Jobs' foot spa. Oh wait sorry you wanted wrong answers.

Kickflip

its to put a little bowl in so you can get the samples for the doctor easier.

That thing is mainly used for shitting, pissing and puking.

Wtf is up with the reverse Dutchman

Blumpkins

The indentation is for sitting comfortably with a prolapsed uterus.

Fermenting wine

making wine

Aquatic guillotine.

built in cereal bowl

Serial bowl

Half-pipe for mice

Soup bowl.

So you can rest your neck while washing your hair.

It's a butphor. Glad you remembered to bring it.

Bread soaker