Love me a Legume Garlic BLT
Love me a Legume Garlic BLT
27 comments
-
Also: Cis people when they find out there’s trans fats in the potato chips.
-
or anyone with a manual when they find out they are forking with a long trans mission stick, pumping a tight annular spring via their thrust bearing with the primary trans shaft buried deep in the back of their crankshaft through the self lubricating pilot bearing to buffer all the rough asynchronous screwing
synchro gigiddy mesh gettin your bottom shaft up to speed to fork with fineness without double pounding the annular
-
cis people when life:
-
“I don’t mind you’re gay just don’t hit on me” motherfuckers be lookin like
-
-
MAGA intensifies
-
None that I’ve seen
-
-
Non-binary people when they cannot compile from source code (they have to use a binary):
-
Non-binary people use malboge because it uses ternary
-
checkmate /lib
-
-
Omg, how have I never seen this joke articulated before now. Hilarious. Solidarity with my LGBTQ+ friends.
-
I rarely ever sleep eight hours straight. Should I be worried?
-
Maybe you should try 7 hours straight + 1 hour gay. Everyone has their own chromo type
-
-
I wanted to do a comedy sketch about ordering a BLT with some friends and being asked if I wanted guacamole on it saying yes despite their horrified looks
Getting one of them to explain BLTG>LGBT before dismissing them and taking a bite
Cut to my outfit being overly gay and “the voice”
I just assume someone else has already done it
27 comments