Satire, I think
Satire, I think
Satire, I think
Pooping?
Picture looks like it's time for a diaper change soon.
No poping certain type of fruit 🍒
"Nobody knows more about manufacturing than me" - oops! wrong dipshit
No no it’s technically correct, he manufactures lies
So that's why he sent the couchfucker. Now it all makes sense.
The Vatican has more gold than fort Knox. He lovveees gooold.
And after trading all of the gold in fort knox for meme coins....
Through another executive order right?
“We’re going to reclaim the holy land, did you know it belonged to us? To me? Yeah they promised it to us and didn’t give it to me. You heard it right? Yeah it’s gonna be a big land just for all of us! I’m gonna reclaim it and then you’ll see the coming of Christ, he’s going to say Don, you did great I had to come here to say it. And I know he will cause I’m the pope of course”
You forgot the bit where he'll claim that christ will have tears in his eyes as he proclaims how great trump is.
Trump Holy Land #1
Honestly, the world would be far better if he was pope instead of president
He would uncover all the kid diddling going on, because he hates competition.
Nobody diddles kids better than me, folks, nobody! Big kids, strong kids, come to me with tears in their eyes, say: sir, you diddled me as a kid, sir!
Some smoke is white smoke. Some smoke is black smoke. I assume some smoke is good smoke. We’re gonna have the best smoke. Every cardinal says so.
Orange smoke would be apt
This picture probably already being posted in various facebook groups with zero irony
" In all of history there has never been a better pope than me" " I'm saving Catholicism from a disastrous policies of all the previous popes." " I am the only one that can solve this".
He could tariff all the other religions!
Why does he eerily, slightly look like musk in that picturr
Married couples often start looking alike over time.
It's poping time
now we know why he sent the couchfucker to kill him
I think Putin will try to pick the new pope. He already placed his asset as the US president, so now he's just looking for a challenge.
... Does the Pope golf in the woods?
In practice he would have to be celibate.
Another established norm to break?
So can I call dibs on declaring myself the second coming? Got the name.
I thought the Dear Leader didn't have to pope
True, but the dear leader is Kim Yong Un, this is diaper Donny.
I'd be down with that. Can do less damage that way.
Less? How so less? He was friends with Epstein. The previous pope tried to do something about child abuse within the church. Guess what diaper Donny would do if he would become pope. The Vatican would be turned into Epstein island 2.0
Well the Vatican has no nukes (unless you believe Dan Brown novels).
I don't believe being president excludes him from touching up kids...
fake news, where did his tits go?
further proof that he's the one who will save our lands~
may gold be with you~
He is the popest!
You're really playing with fire here. Don't be like The Simpsons!
Life in America is so bad that their President needed to take second job to survive.
Does "pope" no longer seem like a real word to anyone else here?
Finally going to settle the question of whether or not the Pope is Catholic.
Would be interesting seeing his evangelical supporters justifying this.
He looks like a drunk
Oddly enough he never was a drinker.
Neither was Hitler
Discordian Trump confirmed. More about disordermaxxing at 12.