8mo ago

Ben Shapiro's sister

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Apparently it's snowflake night on Lemmy.
Edit: She's apparently a trad-wife conservative piece of shit. Unfortunate.
Double edit:

[read in a sped up voice] According to Judeo-Christian values, a three inch penis is actually very large and it means you are very smart if you are a traditional conservative.
- “Yes, getting wet is a symptom of BV, it’s very normal the four times that we had sex that you felt like you were sticking your dick in sandpaper.”
  Wonder if Abby has an easier time getting some WAP from his wife…
- Is that supposed to be read or read?
  
  Depends if you are in a fugue state.
- https://youtu.be/qo-7o2re9Ig
  And that's what they want. And that's what they're going to do. And that's what they want.

Is this fake, or does this guy fuck his sister?
- I think you are mistaken in something. You assume that his sister would let him. He 100% wants to fuck her, but he probably isn't.
- Both things could be true.
- I mean, Trump wants to fuck his daughter. It's like a theme with them.
- He must since he doesn't fuck his wife.
  
  Oh, he fucks her, she's just dry as the desert.
  
  At least once

If evil, then why hot?
- Evil temptation is supposed to be tempting. Elizabeth Hurley in Bedazzled taught me that.
  
  That movie is one of my most guilty pleasures.
  
  How can she be hot when her last name it literally vomity.
- The Debil has the hottest stable.

To be fair, those are some decent cans.
Shame the whole family is wall-to-wall cunts.
- That's not fair. It's not the whole family. Mara Wilson is great.
- wall-to-wall cunts
  What in the eldritch scarousy abomination ...
  
  Hey, gpt....

what is going on
- Left unity

Apparently she did some camming under a pseudonym like 7 years ago. I can’t recall the name anymore, but it was not a gratifying discovery.
- thx gullible, very cool
  
  For what it’s worth, I was sincere. And they were nothing to write home about.
- It wasn't her

Who is Sydney Sweeney and what does he mean her breasts ended wokeness?
I'm about as lost here as I can be lol
- Some actress with boobs. I know her from White Lotus. No idea on the ending wokeness part because I don't follow the lives of celebrities outside of checking IMDB to see what else they've been in.
  Edit: I tried to look into it a bit. Something about the fact that a conventionally attractive young woman with nice breasts is gaining popularity means it's an end to all the body positivity and other wokeness? Idk, I'm not doing more than 5 minutes of looking into it
  I also saw that her grandma has seen her nude scenes and said "she has the best tits in Hollywood" and that's just hilarious
  
  Her grandma sounds cool. I'd have a beer with her
  
  Yeah - just like how Stellar Blade (vidya game) was the great end to wokeness because it had a (not underage!) girl that sounded like a child but was dressed like a stripper.
  
  She really do be having some fine-ass titties
  
  I assume she not playing the traditionally race swapping, and gender swapping or the LGBTQ+,in whatever she is doing. That's what conservatives are hung up about.
- Slate: The Far Right Thinks Sydney Sweeney Killed Wokeness
  It’s a common phenomenon, really. Sydney Sweeney is beautiful now, and would be considered so in any era. But because she’s no longer the only type of woman who’s considered beautiful, certain people on the right think they’re being oppressed and the world has gone to hell.
  Why have these weirdos zeroed in on Sweeney in particular? There are lots of beautiful white women with big boobs out there—Kate Upton, Blake Lively, Katy Perry, Scarlett Johansson, Emily Ratajkowski, and more. As far as I can tell, part of it seems to be that Sweeney doesn’t shy away from talking about or sharing her body. On Euphoria, she does a lot of nudity, and she’s spoken in interviews about feeling comfortable with it. On SNL, she repeatedly joked about her boobs and even wore a Hooters uniform. The National Post praised Sweeney for “playfully owning her sex appeal with zero apologies” and criticized Vanity Fair for suggesting it might have been nice to give her some material that wasn’t about her beauty.
- some people made gooning a political ideology. see also gamergate 2.

Creepy little freak is perving on his own sister.
- I mean, you are aware these texts aren't real right
  
  Satire is dead.
  
  These idiots done so much worse on a Tuesday afternoon, then it looks tame and believable in comparison

Oh, she's hot but a psycho
So left but she's right, though
At night, she's screamin'
"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"
- I can fix her, I'm sure of it.
- Ava Max is legitimately great

Good old Ben, nothing creepy about that at all.
- Gentleman this is democracy manifest. What is the charge, oggling my sisters breasts, my sisters succulent breasts?
  
  Thank you for your service!

Boob politics. We truly live in a society.
- Guys, it’s true, we do.

I hate that I find Abigail Shapiro attractive.
- Well she is physically attractive. Doesn't mean she's a good person.
- Who wouldn't, she's basically Ben with a massive set of tits.
  
  I coukd fix her
  
  Oh she’s a piece of shit too? Too bad.
- Same, but for Shapiro. Fuck him. No wait, I will take one for the team.
  
  Your sacrifice is duly appreciated.

Shapiro: “This is my seester.”
- Wawaweewa

She has some great New York boobs!
- ok I'm a lesbian and haven't heard of New York boobs please define
  
  You know it's some serious boob business when the lesbians get involved.
  
  This is terrifying to link to after what you just said
  But they are great boobs and that's what's important. I do this not for me, but for us all.
  
  lol it’s a Dave Chappelle skit

Hate him all you want, he is speaking facts here

Weeeeeeeiiiirdddd

What the fuck is he even talking about?

So honestly Ben, how many times have you jacked it thinking about your sister? Did you jerk off on her just as many times as you have jerked off on he thoughts of innocent people being deported?
You are one fucked up boy Ben

Every sentence that starts with that name, leaves me wanting to shower my insides, and with fewer brain cells.

i dont understand this
- Them titties are nice
- I am so with you there. Like, why on god's green earth, would this man write about his sister's boobs? And I'm lost on what sort of point he was even trying to make. (K ... its fake.) But I do understand that this is all sort of revolting. Got it.

Just when I tink I’ve heard the last of this parasite, I now have to hear how he gets scrotebloat from his sister?

fake https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2024/apr/03/instagram-posts/ben-shapiro-didnt-post-this-about-sydney-sweeney/.
you all are so gullible
- No shit you fucking removed.
  
  A bunch of the comments seem to be taking it seriously tbh

Is she on onlyfans?
- Yes

🛥️😍

Gotta admit those are somewhat impressive but being in that family is like having a neon sign on them blinking off limits

🦒

I propose renaming him to Ben Chapitau. Much more suitable for a clown.

Wuh... why would you even post this?
What a fucking creep.
Edit: By "you," I meant Shapiro, not the OP.
- Because it's fake?
  
  If it is, my bad. But with him... it wouldn't surprise me.

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