Hey Lemmy! Who ya voting for to be the new pope?
Hey Lemmy! Who ya voting for to be the new pope?
I'm going with Danny Devito! That fuck would straighten out the church. He got good morals. He just a nice guy. What about you?
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Vermin Supreme.
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John Mastodon
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Thomas Ladder, the guy who invented that thing
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I thought the crowd favorite would've been Luigi, though I have no idea what the requirements are for being elected Pope.
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Be male Be a roman catholic Get enough cardinals to vote for you
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So you're saying Luigi has a chance?
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Dang I might have to change my vote
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I'd vote for him
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Satan. I'm pretty sure he would greatly increase the morality and the accountability in the Catholic Church.
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If nothing else he would send all the pedo preists to hell.
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Accountability.
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The pope goes by AD&D druid rules. The new pope is the guy who killed the previous pope.
So it's J D Vance.
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The pope elections always last long cause every man always votes for himself. Just like the pirate king of brethren court
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I think we should reelect Francis.
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We just gotta set up one of those WH40K Golden thrones for him!
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Last one was on the liberal side. Expect a hardcore, gay hating conservative this time.
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I had read that Francis appointed 80% of the Cardinals who pick the new Pope. So it's possible that the new Pope will have similar views to Francis.
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Cue Musk with his lottery for votes.
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I'd vote for Elon Musk as Popeking of Catholicism.
The same way Elon "improved" Twitter and the US Government, I would love it if he did the same for the Catholics.
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Adam Savage
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The Gang Bankrupts The Vatican
theme song
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Yeah Danny sounds good. Or Jack Black would pope the hell out of that Vatican, literally.
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Screw it, I'll be the pope if that means I can release the records on their pedo priest protection program.
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"You're the pope?? I didn't vote for you..."
- Benjamin Franklin, probably. Or whoever it was that said "Not everything quoted on the internet is real"
Honestly I don't care (well, beyond making this
popepost), as I am not catholic. I am technically a protestant by heritage, but the truth is that I find even the term "agnostic" to be too religiously loaded to the point where I usually refer to myself as areligious instead.As for the pope. Well, he's... there.. well, not right now. But he will be soon-ish. I'll just accept whoevers named announced while venting smoke from the cardinal thunderdome as being the new pope. And then he'll be there again.
Beyond that, he doesn't affect my life in any way. Nor do I affect his life in any way. Unless he accepts my challenge to an offroad and uphill car race. Yes, he's gonna have to drive the popemobile himself for this. I'll be driving my new AWD Lolvo. I'm sure it'll be fun for anyone involved, no matter who wins.
But having said all of that: I think Robbie Coltrane would do well as a pope.
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The Archbishop of Kabul
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Robert Smith of the Cure.
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that'd be badass.
+1
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Joe Biden
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Pope Malarky
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Idris Elba
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Bill Burr would be pretty funny I think
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Lucien Greaves
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420 Blaze It
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Roman, probably. Maybe Kendall.
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I am nominating myself, being as I am a Discordian Pope.
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Resurrected harambe
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I'm votin' fer yours truly. I'd make a kick-ass pope. 😤
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I'm thinkin' Father Guido Sarducci will come outta nowhere and sprint to the win.
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Bill Burr
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Justin Trudeau
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I think Bill Maher should put his name in the hat. I know he's atheist, but he got on his knees for Trump, so maybe he's willing to give Jesus a fresh look.
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