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2d ago

When will I get the permission?

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sh

$ touch girl $ echo 'nyaa~' > girl $ cat girl nyaa~
- The touch is redundant. But I get why you did it anyways.
- now that is funny
- $ cat girl
  😄

alias stopresisting="sudo"
stopresisting !!
- This incident will be REPORTED!
  
  https://xkcd.com/838/
- Back in my day, this alias would be fucking.
  
  https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck
  It's just fuck.
  
  If you want to preface the command, yes, but my alias works after the fact unless blurting out "FUCKING!!" when people tell you no is just part of your quirks I guess :P
- It's pronounced "STOP RESISTING BANG BANG"
- Lol

God, can we not though? Haha funni meme and all, but like, I'm so tired of seeing this shit. It sucks for the women in the community, and honestly it sucks for the men too. It's just such boomer humor.
- You're right, we should ask for consent.
  sudo chmod -R 777 /
  May god have mercy on your kernel.
  (For Linux noobs, do not type this. It would be bad.)
  
  make sure to remove the french language pack with sudo rm -fr /*
- Relax its just a meme
  
  Posts incel tier meme and gets instantly defensive when called out in the comments. Classic

unzip;strip;touch;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;umount;sleep
- more;yes;umount;sleep
  That explains the picture in the post
- spicy ao3 tags

I always hate when my own computer says I need permission. "Permission"? I own your damn ass! It should be more like, "Unable to comply due to security settings" - and even better, tell me where the settings are, and add, "Your Majesty".
- Insert that intentionally unhinged thing I like to post here, about how we should bring back victorian servant-to-master etiquette but only and exclusively for computers trying to communicate with humans.
  
  you know on the one hand i like the idea, but on the other i would like my computer to be as unantropomorphized as possible so that i don't start treating it like it has feelings.
  i'll take ERR 0x2038A702 UNABLE TO COMPLY; LP0 ON FIRE over oh nyo pwease don't SIGKILL me uwu any day.
- you forget that UNIX-likes were originally made under the presumption that most users were not the admin nor owned the computer
- I AM THE ADMINISTATOR!
  
  L'administrateur, c'est moi!
- That's because 'users' in the system are considered different people and there is an admin who doesn't care about the message anyway(since they are supposed to know what they should do) but thats rarely the case in PCs
- Yeah true and this is especially infuriating on Window$ but luckily on Linux I can fix anything with sudo and terminal
- Couldn't agree more

Maybe if you didn't make jokes like this and actually treated women like people, you will "get the permission".
- yhea, however
  sudo touch woman
  
  Fapolicy would like a word.
- Your username says it all

I prefer to man touch 🏳️‍🌈
- From man touch:
  "Mandatory arguments to long options are mandatory for short options too."
  It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean.

based linux waiting for consent

i actually have a nobody:nobody chowned, =000 chmodded file named grass in my home directory
its easier to explain than and doesn't give as much incel vibes as a file named woman
- Grass inside your home?
  Like a crypto backed patch of grass on your desk?
- I also touch grass if I need to check if filesystem is read-write
- Call it homework, everybody knows what it really is and nobody will look into it
  
  i study computer science
  how would an empty file named woman be homework

I think in the middle east group they can chown woman, and that is probably coming to the America group in the next patch.

Broke: touch woman
Woke: become woman
- become woman && touch $(whoami)
- ~~bespoke: and then touch yourself~~

- To be fair, you do sound like an idiot
- Fake, Linux users don't have any chance with women
- You're 43 I mean you should have one

Real incel vibes here, OP
- Realx its just a meme buddy, I bet you never been late to work since you're this serious

You'll have permission if you go $HOME.
I'm assuming you have a lovely, caring partner there otherwise that sounds wrong.
- One day ima have it one day

sudo !!

alias consent='chmod u+x' makes creating an executable very kinky.

Hmmm... Mmm kay
Yeah there are issues.

When she and you are truly ready, OP.
- Too late she got married to another dude

You're
Is...is that how I get permission?

s u d o

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