Appers

It's like US soccer chants vs UK football chants
USA: "I believe we're gonna win!"
UK: "YOU SUCK YOUR MUM AND FINGER YOUR SISTER"
- American sports fans literally don't know any other chants besides "Let's go (Team Name)! clap clap clapclapclap" for domestic games, or "U-S-A! U-S-A!" for international ones.
  
  We save our creativity and passion for the inevitable knife fight that turns into a gun fight in the parking lot after the game
  
  Gotta give credit to the Nashville Predators fans, they have some decent chants, at least by north american standards. If a goalie let's in a weak goal, they'll chant
  "MURRAY, MURRAY, MURRAY
  YOU SUCK
  ITS ALL YOUR FAULT, ITS ALL YOUR FAULT"
  They chanted that at the (then) Penguins goalie Matt Murray in a Stanley cup finals game.
  Edit: https://youtu.be/z-GvGVOz6O4
  
  Unless you go to college sports games. They get really creative.
  
  Some of our fan bases suck, some don't. My cities football stadium will join together to sing the Eagles fight song. They even did it at the superbowel. Chief fans wasnt shit.
- Meanwhile in Eastern Europe: A STREAM OF PURE UNADULTERATED NATIONALISTIC SLURS
- "Yer mum's yer dad, Yer dad's yer mum, Yer interbred, You Millwall scum"
- Balkan: let's burn the stadium every match.
  
  The average Latinoamerican: "Escuchen..."

Hey yo, hey yo
Blacks are the real racists
Call them the N-word and you get met with a fist
Unless you’re black, where’s the equality, bro?
You’re more hypocritical than your momma’s a ho
And your daughter, I fucked both of ‘em last night
At least one of ‘em had a pussy that was tight
Now your whole crew’s after me, just because I’m white
So who’s the racist, can’t be me, right?
- Thanks for preserving what will surely go down as one of the rap lyrics of all time
  
  no the real verse is just fantasizing about having sex with some conservative anchor
  https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/appers/comments/83j49o/new_conservative_rap_idea
  @impudentmortal@lemmy.world @ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world @agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
  
  It is without a doubt the most recent rap lyrics I've ever encountered.
  
  I didn’t preserve anything, I made it up myself. But I’m glad that you like it.
- Him not being able to say the N-word without being called racist is the real racism, because the right have redefined racism to be "prejudice+ill intent", so vaguely gesturing towards "crime statistics" and saying he just wants to avoid crime is just "bad experiences".
  
  because the right have redefined racism to be "prejudice+ill intent",
  They claim to define it that way, and then immediate after accuses everybody else of racism just arguing in good faith when you're pointing out THEIR malice against minorities. "You weren't supposed to notice my victim's ethnicity is different, that means you see race and thus YOU'RE racist" is the logic you can expect.

How rap went from black music to appropriation by white guys full circle to racists. How did I end up in this timeline
- https://youtu.be/TXb6bjCCtuY
  I blame this dude.

The Reddit post (content is removed)
- Can't even tell if serious or what.
  
  Satire is indeed dead
- You know what, I don't think Tomi Lahren is going to appreciate this poetry, regardless of how much of a ghoul she is.

'Conservative rapper'
the lyrics
'appers' being 'rappers' without the hard r
- 'appers' being 'rappers' without the hard r
  Pretty sure it's because it's a subreddit, so it's written as r/appers.
  Garbage content regardless, though.
  
  Well shit, I'm dumb.