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Jumping in would either give you superpowers or cancer

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Bidenblast

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Hieroglyph

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When a deaf person wins an auction

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Trauma Dumpling

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It looks so wrong

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Name something the Germans invented without googling

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No way

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The mythical (nonexistent?)

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Stat of the day

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Lead

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Pspspsps

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Copilot

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Whiskey

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Jade

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Hyperbole convention

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Works on my machine

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Fistbumping lesbians

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ass69

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me_irl

  • Google may not have enabled them in your region. Here in the UK they just appeared for me one day, a few months after I initially saw screenshots of them online. I didn’t do anything to enable them.

  • Or do think there's something special about the person that makes them flip tails more often?

    Yes, that’s the conclusion that the scientist has come to. The chance of getting 20 in a row is so extraordinarily unlikely that it’s reasonable to conclude that the chance is not 50/50 for that particular surgeon.

  • The normal person thinks that because the last 20 people survived, the next patient is very likely to die.

    The mathematician considers that the probability of success for each surgery is independent, so in the mathematician’s eyes the next patient has a 50% chance of survival.

    The scientist thinks that the statistic is probably gathered across a large number of different hospitals. They see that this particular surgeon has an unusually high success rate, so they conclude that their own surgery has a >50% chance of success.

  • Smudge

  • Sus

  • not() is a base function that negates what’s inside (turning True to False and vice versa) giving it no parameter returns “True” (because no parameter counts as False)

    Actually, not is an operator. It makes more sense if you write not() as not () - the () is an empty tuple. An empty tuple is falsy in Python, so not () evaluates to True.

  • Oh, really? That's disappointing to hear; I had no idea he was like that.

  • Does he know the kings of England, does he quote the fights historical?

  • Balls

  • Let's not forget Hitachi

  • Last I heard they want to switch to another platform, and don't consider it worth upgrading to 0.19 because they're leaving soon so it wouldn't be worth the hassle.

    This is pure guesswork on my part, but they could be waiting for Sublinks (a Lemmy-compatible backend) to get up to speed before switching to that. They say that the new platform is "compatible with all Lemmy apps", and Sublinks is the only project I know of that fits that criteria.

  • It’s a joke.

  • I don’t think a community for it is an unreasonable idea - at least for now, many AI images are easily identifiable by defects / lack of reasoning in the image. Though there isn’t a good computer program that can do this, I agree.

  • Permanently Deleted

  • The community is a copy of the subreddit r/whitepeopletwitter, which is a spin-off of r/blackpeopletwitter. It’s not meant for exclusively white-person tweets - rather, it’s just meant to be a funny name to those who are aware of r/blackpeopletwitter. The omission of “white” in the display name is probably to reflect that they accept tweets from people of any ethnicity.

  • Another picture:

    And a better shot of the yellow pin, since it's at a weird angle:

    Link to the music video in which the jacket appears (albeit without the pins).