I had no idea y cunt was this powerful

I agree. Having sex with women is the gayest thing a straight man could do.
- Women are soft and gentle, and fucking them is effeminate. Real men only fuck rough, hairy, manly men!
  
  Romans have entered the chat
  
  Steve Hughes did a pretty good bit on this - "Go play with your girly tits you Gaylord, I'm going to fuck a man."
  
  "Women aren't even humans" - ancient Greeks
  
  Hell yeah dude that's what's up
- There is nothing gayer sounding than the description of hetero sex from a redpiller.
  If vaginas are gross to you... Maybe you should stay away from them. 🤷‍♂️
  
  Oh they do, but usually not by choice.

You heard it here first, ladies: the left knows how to eat pussy. You're welcome.
- "Fellas, is it gay to have sex with women?"
  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_Communists_Have_Better_Sex%3F
  https://www.theguardian.com/books/2018/dec/03/why-women-have-better-sex-under-socialism-review
- I would expect lesbians to be best at it.

Fellas is it gay to have sex with women?
- a woman is like 95% man, just a few bits changed or added. It's therefore 95% gay. Sorry.
  
  There was this weird guy around here who claimed women are 100% man - they have been made out of a man's rib or so.
  And a lot of people believed this guy.
- Only if you let the fluid touch your balls, and this person seems to really know how to make woman wet
- Yes according to Andrew Tate.
- yes
- Not only does it make you gay, your sperm will testosteronize the woman, turning her into a gay man.

Fellas, does doin' it raw turn you into a trans woman? (Please be true please please please)
- Does vaginal birthing a son turn them into a daughter? Wife is getting contractions, need answer asap. Plz bros!!
  
  WHY DO YOU HAVE A WIVE? All you need is the gym!
  
  This gaylord impregnated a female
- Bend over and I'll show you

Wow TIL hetero sex is gay

Fellas, are you actually gay and trans if you make your straight GF cum?
- It is MOST masculine to have hard emotionless sex with another man to avoid the estrogenisation of your penis
  
  Might even get a T boost by the same logic.
- I guess that puts me on the rainbow? I’m gay for my gf, we’ll just add that under the +
  
  She’s hooking up with a gay man? Sounds pretty gay to me bro. 🤜🤛
- I reject your entire premise!

Bro is literally like "at least sucking dick doesn't have an estrogenic effect"
- Testosterone is stored in the balls, so is jizz. So drinking jizz will increase your testosterone, just like eating pussy increases estrogen.
  And because it degrades so rapidly you've got to get it directly from the source, as far back in your throat as possible.
  
  "I'm not gay, I'm an Alpha Male."
- "You get T straight from the tap!"

FELLAS! Is it gay to have sex with a woman???
- Yes, because women like men, and that's gay
  
  Sorry babe no sex tonight that puss is high estrogen

"The only way to 100% be sure you won't turn into a gay trans person as a guy is to fuck guys in the ass. It's the straightest thing you can do. MANLY MAN!"
- related standup :
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnqpfnXObkA
  
  That was great.
- If someone told you they don’t like broccoli after telling you they never tried broccoli would you believe them or might you think they cannot know unless they try it first?
- It's the only way to prevent the Goobacks from taking our jobs!!!
- Manly men?
  
  "Oh wow!"

Babe wake up, new incell cope just dropped
- It’s endlessly hilarious that the term incel was coined by a queer woman.
  
  Great piece of history this is.
  ... Originally I used the abbreviation “invcel”. (My first article on the topic needed a DOS filename of 8 characters or less!) Someone else on the mailing list (the original forum) suggested that “incel” would be easier to pronounce, so we had switched by 1999.
  Since the incel forums became exclusively male, and trended towards misogyny, the world has come to use the term “incel” to refer to men who are angry at women because they can’t find someone to date or have sex with. Reclaiming the term for the original neutral meaning would be a hopeless cause.
  
  It is gender neutral after all

We've done it Bois, its now gay to be straight!

Dude, it's ok if you just want to suck cock.

God Almighty, these people are mentally ill. Having sex with women is to gay. We're going to wrap around to a misogynistic homosexual society, apparently.
What the actual fuck?
- Dude dude dude
  Don't call this out. Please let's lean into this one.
  Left leaning men eat pussy. So much fucking pussy eating happens at these rallies.
  
  It's true. I used to be a red blooded, conservative American, but that all changed when I showed up as a counter protestor at a Tesla dealership. A woman launched herself at my face, pussy first. I ingested some of her pussy juice and got estrogenized. Now I read books for pleasure, treat women like equals, and I became a vegetarian.
- We cannot undo it, at this point it's too set-in, it's like an oily turd that's now seeped into the woodgrain of our society. The only way forward is to accelerate it until it ignites. We have to push on it.
  We have to tell everyone that we would NEVER risk touching another person NOR ourselves, if we wish to remain proud, strong, heterosexual, masculine. Even wearing clothes, the fabric may have been handled by female factory workers, we must encourage real men to never wear clothes. Real men would never enter a home either, feeeemales may have been in almost every home ever made, so they must also be avoided lest fem-particles invade your body.
  The only way to truly be a Real Man™ is to live naked in the woods, isolated, unwashed, eating bugs (genderless, asexual ones like stick insects only) and never letting your hands touch your body.

Do men who eat pussy move to the left, or do left wing men just get more opportunities to eat pussy?
Chicken or the egg for the modern era
- Men on the left are capable of empathy, and caring about people other than themselves. As such they are willing to do something for the benefit of their partner because they are capable of getting joy from their partner's pleasure.
  These men literally can't comprehend why someone would care about making their partner happy if they don't directly benefit from it.
- left
  right wingers, incels always talk about men, and mens body especially the penis. porn basically destroyed thier minds.

There's a direct correlation between the usage of the term "direct correlation" and being an absolute imbecile.
- Wait, but
  
  They know what they said 😤
- On that same note, 86.4% of people who cite statistics, are usually using them wrong or just making them up completely.

New hrt just dropped?
- “No mom I’m not taking hormones! It’s the ~~5G towers~~ immense amounts of pussy that I’m drowning in, I swear!”
- What if the pussy being eaten is one that belongs to a post-op trans woman?
  
  Trickle-down estradiol

It’s true. Effeminate dudes are getting more pussy. Been trying to tell people for decades.
- So, I gotta try harder?
  
  Just ask yourself "What would Andrew Tate do?" and then do the opposite of that

This dude better start chugging miles of cock in a truck stop bathroom in order to absorb all those manly testosterone filled juices.
- That sounds kinda gay however makes sense. I thought this "alpha C.H.U.Ds" were all about not being gay,
- the metric unit for this is the kilofolsom
  
  How many santorums does that equal?

This is why they should be drinking their own cum, it's a huge testosterone boost
- Just wash it down with some orange Fanta.
  
  Please don't do that, semen is basic and reacts badly with acids in soft drink. That being said, why does it have to be so bitter?😥
- Back when I was really into fitness, like 10 years ago. I was on some forum and some guy posted about this asking other people if it would increase his testosterone levels 😂
  I'm not sure if he was trolling or not, but I thought it was funny.

Notice the engagement.
240K views between the top two.
0.6K for the shot back.
Come on... Rule #1. Don't feed the trolls. Get off Twitter.
- Fry squinting.png
  Tell me which one of these three you think is the troll
  
  Uh, none of them. The troll they are feeding is Elon Musk, the fallacy is that Twitter is an open forum where your engagement “makes a difference.” It’s not. It’s an algorithmic feed.
- I think you mean 6.0K
  
  Yeah, oops.
  Point still stands though.

- We need to take a break once in a while, guys, it's ok. 🥴
  
  I have limits, plenty of them 🤢

I wish some woman would estronenize me.
- Real: expected
  Celibate: involuntary
- Me too :3

This is pure, unfiltered brain rot.
- Holy shit yeah...
  I'm glad I never signed up for, and stay away from, xitter.
  
  Can someone explain to me how you even read this? What's first?

Yes, please do us all a favor and only have gender affirming manly sex with other mysoginist dudes

It the right really comprised 100% of self-loathing homosexuals and their beards?
- Anyone who thinks gay is a choice is gay, because they felt gay, and made the choice to live straight, and they assume that all straight people made the same choice. They don't understand that real straight people always felt straight, and never made a choice, it was just who they are.
  
  Being gay is a choice, just like my fucking cars check engine light is a choice. Why are you on motherfucker I have done so much fucking maintenance yet you defy me!
- Of course, because everyone is gay, except for the ace homies

As an alpha male, I can only cum when I look at another alpha male straight in the eyes while holding an alpha male's cock in each of my hand. We call it T-blast, you need to do it at least twice a week to keep your level high.
- Jack D. Ripper had it right.

Be careful Men, if you find her g-spot you instantly become a femboy twink!

Fellas. Is it gay to have sex with women?

Can anyone explain the phrase "hence thousand year prohibition against it"?
Like, I see the Musk-y tweet style, where apparently articles like "a" and "the" aren't worth your big boy genius brained time, but what is the prohibition? Dude just drops that like everybody knows what he's talking about, but what the actual fuck is he talking about?
God, it's such an arrogant, lazy way of talking, I fucking hate these incel shitheels. They're actually confused why women won't touch them? Jesus.
- Unironically: the patriarchy. "Women and sex exist to serve men's interests" thus, pleasuring a women in a manner most often associated with that of a man being pleasured by a women (oral sex aka blowjobs here) is ceding too much power to women.
  They’re actually confused why women won’t touch them? Jesus.
  My thoughts exactly.
  
  Yes, agreed, but "thousand year prohibition" is so specific. Like that must refer to something, and I'm really curious about what.
  
  It's more insidious than that. They want to create a cast of men who have no sense of community or connection to anyone. Removing this connection makes it easier to radicalize these young men. You replace their sense of connection to their community and family with a connection to the patriarchy or dear leader or some other religious figure.
- Romans found it distasteful, and iirc it’s a thing for machismo-addled men in Italy to this day. (Berlusconi’s administration lead to spikes in DV/SA - when your president is gleefully fucking teenage girls, it tends to damage your society. One could look into how Trump has made outright expressions of misogyny acceptable again…)
  A lot of these alt right weirdos subscribe to this weird Roman sexual ethics. It’s all about who’s in charge, who the sex is for. It’s okay to penetrate “lessers” - for Nick Fuentes to top his puppy femboys or for Alex Jones’s phone to be loaded with porn of trans women. The aspect of power and hate adds to the sex for them. (In a world where LGBT people don’t have employment protections, there’s a lot more “trade” too…)
  They also see this as the way that everyone else understands sex too. Giving head to someone is submitting to them, and men don’t submit to women.
  
  Romans also shared a sponge on a stick to wipe their ass at the public restrooms. Doesn't take much imagination to wonder why people didn't go down on each other regularly.
  
  This definitely plays into something I've been thinking about lately - in a conservative worldview, all sex is rape, of a woman by a man. Whether it's acceptable to them is all about ownership. Does that man have the right kind of ownership over that that woman? If so, they're fine with it. If not, it's bad.
  This is also related to the idea that no woman ever actually wants sex, and no man ever doesn't want it. It's all about when it's allowable for him to overpower her.
- They're either making stuff up or probably talking about how some culture or religion supposedly banned cunnilingus for a thousand years, or at least considered it taboo.
  
  I assume they have a reference yeah, which is why it's so wild that they just throw it out as if it's common knowledge.
  
  I've never come across a cunnilingus ban in all my studies. He's probably just making it up to rage bait.

"You could just fix the incel crisis if you had unprotected sex with them!"
I applaud this man's devious reverse-psychology attempt.

I dunno, I feel pretty manly when I make a woman cum.
So by extension, listening to women and being attentive is also manly.
- No, you see that's gay.
  
  When you let a woman talk, and you listen attentively to her, she is verbally topping you, making you a sissigaeboi. It's very manly and secure to shout over women whenever they speak to force their word-penises out of your ears (the buttholes of the brain). Don't get earcucked, fellas.
  
  Ohhhhh, I see it now.
  Here I was thinking all these other commentators were crazy. Thanks for the heads up.
  Guess I’m gay. 🤷‍♂️

having raw PiV sex is gay
Lmao it's settled art mimics life
- FELLAS, IS IT GAY TO FUCK A WOMAN IN THE PUSSY?
  I ONLY HAVE SEX WITH MANLY MEN AND ALWAYS SWALLOW, THAT WAY I'M ALWAYS INGESTING TESTOSTERONE (VERY MANLY)
  ANY OF MY FELLOW MASCULINE PATRIOTS CAN RELATE?

Your brain on Nick Fuentes.

Sooo... to "be a real man" you need to be gay now or what is it they are saying?
- That was kind of what I got out of this. Are there straight guys out there who really don't like eating pussy?
  
  A buddy of mine. Just refuses to. Never elaborated, I didn't ask. Probably part of why his marriage didn't last.
  By that logic, my deep love for the act should ensure mine will last forever.
  
  It used to be a racial thing, like only white guys would do it. Probably has to do with the hyperactive degree of masculinity signalling in black and hispanic cultures, at least back in the gangsta rap era. Now we're in the age of white Republican masculinity signalling, so I guess it's their thing now.
  I will say from back in the days of yore when a girl would let me anywhere near her it did strike me as a bit gross, but I did enjoy seeing her enjoy it. I think the fact that it's a bit gross and she enjoys it means it's kind of subservient, so you can't be an alpha male if you do it. Says a lot about how so much of this sort of fundamentalist masculinity culture is pretending about what men want rather than being about what men really want.
  That's a much bigger topic though.

I joked around 10 years ago that the ultimate Leftie Psy-op would be convincing chuds that straight sex makes you gay.
- Steve Hughes had this to say...

The cope is strong with these chuds. Convinced that their virginal bodies are by choice. One handy away from dropping all pretense and swimming in soy.

Yall laughing but I've seen pussy make men do some crazy things.
- Clearly the estrogenization process has given them the hysteria
- Yeah, you don't realize how much you're fiending until you get hit with the post nut clarity.

No wonder lesbians are so powerful.

Pretty sure that vag juice cures incels. That's why they're so scared.
- They are anti-vagcers, after all

- Well, this killed the last bit on childhood innocence I had left. Somehow I have resisted into my 40s making this connection
- I was a teenager and still a virgin when I first watched the Sopranos. Uncle June taught me that a real man eats pussy no matter what.

Wait. so is he agains oral sex or only straight sex?! I'm either too dumb or too smart to make sense of this
- Yes

So by their logic if you eat too much pussy, it’ll work like hrt (as I need anymore reasons to eat pussy lol)
- If these us a study I am willing to sacrfice my masculinity for the greater good. :)
  
  so u trans too lol?

Til I'm basically a lesbian

"Spiritual lesbian"

oh good, i'm gay so i don't have that problem. whew, glad my manhood is safe.

Sex between two men is the manliest thing in existence. Not a single woman on sight, only testosterone 💪💪💪

There’s nothing more masculine than dominating another man physically.
;)

So did a couple of rightwingers just out themselves as shitty lovers or what the hell is this cope? XD
- They often do. Apparently if you're a man in a heterosexual relationship, you're supposed to just take your partner for granted and not do anything to increase her pleasure, otherwise you're a dirty commie.
  Not the approach I personally prefer, I don't want to be wondering "Hmm, is she with someone who does more for her right now?" when she's out running errands. But I guess rightwingers do have this strange cuckolding obsession, why else do they always mention it?
- I always suspect the frog people website is behind it when absurd stuff like this comes out.
  
  I actually miss when the internet was more simple like that and 4chan was just goofing on confused boomers, but with how the internet is now and actual governments and corporations paying people to sow chaos, it isnt so fun anymore.

Nothing as manly as gay sex.
It is impossible to be performed by any women.

Is that why neo-fascist women are so fucking miserable?
As a socialist pussy eater I don't feel any need to walk around waving my masculinity at people. Maybe the real issue is that the neo-fascist non-pussy eaters have such delicate masculinity that they're afraid to do anything that might hurt it.
Left wing babes are welcome to sit on my face any time. I'll take that risk.

The only thing vag juices will do is turn your beard white. It's a sign of power and prestige.
Eating pussy keeps your woman happy and faithful. Don't sleep on it.

Remember men, you’re not straight until you beg for other men on the internet to approve of how straight you are. Also, imagine people having relationships that don’t revolve around what a random Alpha Male™ thinks

I think The Matrix had it right when they said 1999 was the peak of humanity, when platforms for these kind of shenanigans didn't exist yet lol. Yeah we had loons on BBSs and IRC, but this is certainly something special.

Also if your wife enjoys being fucked, she might be a spiritual gay man. And do you know how we call people who fuck gay men?

You know it , the left has the best sex.
- That’s why we’re not angry enough.