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Remember_the_tooth @lemmy.world

1w ago

Hammer-fired spells

I cast 9x19mm parabellum

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casts non-magic missile
- I would love to be a part of that campaign, especially if that was the only unusual part.
  "Hmm, let me check my inventory...ah, yes, the Stinger missile launcher!"
  "Wait, what?"
  
  You could very easily do something like that with HERO System or FUDGE.
  Last time I played HERO System our party included both a literal fallen angel and a small walking tank driven by an AI among the player characters.
  Or do some kind of Apocalypse World/Dungeon World hybrid.
  
  beeeeee, beeee bee bee beeeeeeeeeee
  FOOMP
  Alright, I don't have another one of those, so uh, about that long rest?

The world (looking at the huge variety of guns with thousands of models that were made before the US even was a thing): Yes, American magic...
- Yes we all know when someone makes s joke about the excess use of guns we all know that are really taking about the Chinese and their rabid gun use.
  
  Gun rabies is no joke. Make sure to have your firearm vaccinated!
- I'll have you know guns are as American as apple pie!
  Edit: Accidentally wrote "Apple pie" rather than "apple pie." Don't want to give them any ideas. I don't need food that only works with Apple appliances.
  
  Sounds very American to just take over a whole concept and make their own 🤦
  
  According to my phone typing thingy half of all words belong to a corporation.
  
  And the apples are pine-apple fragmentation grenades. Just like grandma used to make
  
  Guns are definitely way more american than apple pie!
- I mean, I guess if you want substandard crappy guns like Beretta, Heckler & Koch, Benelli, Browning Arms Company (yes, Browning), SIG Sauer, Springfield Armory, Chiappa, FN Herstal and more. And don't forget our Filipino friends at Rock Island Armory!
  
  Springfield Armory, Browning Arms Company
  Aren't they from the US?

Palworld in a nutshell
- I'll have to try it. Any suggestions?
  
  Play with friends. Don't get attached to any of your pals. They're chattel and should be treated as such. Good game.

Me playing Terraria
- Is that really a thing in Terraria?
  
  Everything is a thing in Terraria now! It’s insane.

Original:
https://old.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1eggy3h/as_long_as_it_works_oc/

I just saw that you can now cast dragons breath in 9mm.
- Whoa. I thought that was shells only. That's almost a reversal of the comic. You ran out of bullets and started firing spells from the gun.
  
  Banana ballistic newest video. And I think it still had a slug so it was +area and +piercing damage.

Harry Potter and The Enchanted 9mm
- "Kablamiatus!"
  [Voldemort slumps to the floor]
  "Why didn't we try this sooner?"

Good old gunmancy

It's called physics.
- Arthur C. Clark would like a word.

Oh, i'm out of bullets.
- Holy hand grenade of Antioch.
  
  Indeed, just make sure you know how long the fuse delay is tho

Does that qualify her as a technomage?

What if they put a nuclear reaction to shoot the bullet. Is that how we get star wars guns?
derp intensifies
- I'm no nucular signtist, but I'd be a little reluctant to trigger a reaction of that kind anywhere near my hand.

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