Send Fish

Just to be clear, we pay the cost of tariffs on imports.
- It's been done... The answer is something like... Tariffs, they're great aren't they? What a beautiful word, tariffs. Tariffs. It's terrible but also amazing. What they do for Americans will be great. We'll make America great again folks. And China will pay for them. China will pay the tariffs and America will be great again. Amazing. Everyone says the tariffs are great. The stock market maybe not so much for a day or two. But tariffs are great aren't they folks?
- And call it whatever you want, it's a tax. It's a tax that Americans have to pay on foreign goods. A tax Republican tax.
  So not only do they spend massively more than the Democrats, they also tax significantly more.
  Spend and tax Republicans.

Use black plastic bag as packing materials but leave small holes for microbes to breathe!
- Do not leave the holes. That way they won't know it smells bad until it gets opened

Can I send a half eaten can of tuna that I left out in the sun for a week?
- That's the point. Well done!

I mean you're the one paying the government tariff on the imported fish caught by Australian penguin.
- And there's not much point dumping them into Boston harbour.

It’s a old siclian message, it means democracy sleeps with the fishes
- Never heard of it, maybe it's from some old mafia movie?

So what's all this about penguin tariffs?
- https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/03/business/economy/trump-tariffs-heard-mcdonald-islands.html
  President Trump’s tariffs have spared almost no corner of the Earth. Even tiny, sparsely populated islands that export close to nothing.
  Among the countries and territories listed on sheets of paper that were distributed to reporters in the White House Rose Garden on Wednesday were Heard Island and McDonald Islands, Australian territories near Antarctica where many penguins but no people live.