Say thanks
Say thanks
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New fear for couches unlocked.
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I don't know what that means but it seems fitting.
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I'm joining you at the Horror House tonight. I'm free tonight, so I'm joining you at the Horror House.
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Backpfeifengesicht.
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Backpfeifengesicht.
Translated to a slappable face. I sometimes can tell what they mean in German if I say it out loud. I was pretty sure "Back fife and shit" was probably wrong.
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Pretty close, although Backpfeife has nothing to do with the back of your hand (five?), if that was your association. It also kind of fits, though. And what you associate with "shit" is German for "face" :D
Backpfeife would literally translate to "cheek whistle", because that's our favorite instrument to play when encountering a couch molester.
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2 posts in and I'm done for the day
Fantastic cure for doom scrolling
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Thanks. I hate it.
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Whenever they print out "I did that" Drump stickers, they should print out these too.
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This troubles me greatly
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if your name is re: deus ex.. I wanna buy you one weed
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My lungs are augmented
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Ah, that's my fetish. Thanks.
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👁️🫦👁️
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Nice how his tie strategically covers up his couch boner.
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My eyes!!!!!! 👁️👁️
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that mascara makes him look like mac in isaip
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Thank you for the economy destroying tariffs!
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I sent you my Javelins plz respond
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Yeah okay Alysha.
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Not the extra long wings 😂
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He’s turning into a cushion.
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We go, Vey.
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Ramen.
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Trumps Dan Quayle
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Hey, Quayle is the one who told pence to not do a coup
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Not even close.
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Don’t mix this shithead with queerphobia please.
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Is eyeliner a specifically queer thing now?
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Eyeliner was used extensively by Babylonian warriors, sounds pretty gay to me.
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Eyeliner is for everyone, except Vance. It makes him look like a party clown.
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