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Chaotic Cookie @sh.itjust.works

1w ago

Nya!

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That's a strong sink, or a light twink.
- Yeah, don't stand on sinks. Or toilets. Or anything made of ceramic that's not made to be stood on.
  
  Considering that toilets are meant to be sat on, they should be almost as good at holding your weight if you stand on them.
- Twinks are very light! Easier to lift that way ;3
  
  They dont want you to know this, but the ~~ducks~~ twinks at the park are free, you can just pick them up

This is how you end up talking to the pigs because you fucked up someone's sink.
Don't stand on bathroom fixtures. They may seem strong, but they will fail, and it will hurt. And depending on your friend group, you may be mercilessly mocked for years about it.
- Also ceramic can break in a really sharp way and slice you so that you bleed out before the pigs even get there, so yeah, don’t fuck with putting your weight on bathroom fixtures
- a friend of a friend sliced his leg open from standing on a toilet, pretty badly i might add. pls dont do this.

I know I'm getting old when standing on the sink gives me anxiety.
They're not built for that, even your tiny twink ass could break it. Sharp ceramic will fuck you up, I promise
- Because you should feel anxious. Last time I got too comfortable around those motherfuckers my foot went through it.

That is a twink in a sink.

get down from there! it's dangerous waaah!
- Get the sptritzer!

Everyone in here: Taking about sinks.
Me: Checking out this twink.

better cum in the sink than sink in the cum 💀
- If you say so ;3

Hey! Be careful, that's dangerous. You might hurt yourself

twink in a sink with a plink

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