How screwed are you?
How screwed are you?
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Discworld isn't all that bad!
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As long as you avoid "suicide" in A-M or any similar actions, you're good. There's the occasional attempt at dismantling the universe, but that happens in all multiverses if you think about it.
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I'm going to Lancre with the witches.
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It’s been around for Ians and Ians, you know.
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My ass under Combine rule...
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Pick that up!
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My face when the Combine roll up:
Notice how the ... dermis is stripped off, right up until about the area the faceplate of a CP/OW stops, and connects into the rear/neck part of their headgear?
This guy is either a dead, former CP/OW, or an early attempt at making a human into a CP/OW that... didn't work out so well.
... This is basically confirmed in HL Alyx, you can find some OW with... very similarly fucked up faces.
Once the mask goes on... taking it off will almost certainly kill you.
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The Civil Protection are just conscripted humans, that much is confirmed, but...
Notice how the ... dermis is stripped off, right up until about the area the faceplate of a CP/OW stops
When it comes to this image, I think that's pretty much a coincidence, because ::: spoiler spoiler that's based on a photo of an actual dead burn victim... :::
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Minecraft. Say, whats that sizzling noi
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Stardew Valley! I’m gonna marry Leah for sure
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More likely you never see the valley and are stuck in the city the PC starts in, or the war Jodi's hubby is in for the first year.
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Yeah, it was either Stardew Valley or Witcher 3 for me. (I wouldn't last 5 minutes in Velen).
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How would this wish work if Kiki’s delivery service world is where I want to live, but my favorite world to read about or play in is Gotham?
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You end up as a cute witch in a quaint Gothic town being hunted by Batman.
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Batman's going to call Constantine and things are going to get Dark...
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You have to pick one as a favorite. No splitsies.
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Can't wait to date an asari
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Worth it
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Oh dear, I am reasonably confident I do not want to exist in the world of Kenshi.
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Given the fact that 40k lore goes back to the present day and before that (the emperor as an immortal being exists way before the 21. Century), there's a lot of room between you basically live in the same situation as before (just with a living emperor in your timeline) and you're very much fucked (living in the 41. Millennium)
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I'd imagine the jackpot would be waking up in the Dark Age of Technology.
Most soul crushing would have to be waking up as part of the Interex as they discover the Imperium.
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Rainworld enjoyers: gulp
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Aliens universe? Game over man, game over!
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I wonder if the Monster Hunter food will cure my aching back enough to let me lift a Charge Blade
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Cyberpunk 2077. Welp, with my current "savings" I am screwed. But at least I am into software development. Still gotta learn real fast
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Everyone will live in that reality soon enough
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Spend the rest of my life on a Culture orbital or GSV? FUCK YEAH
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Unbridled hedonism with eventual joining of a group mind, let’s go!
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Also getting rid of my T1 Diabetes and re-doing my transition, but yeah! Hedonism as well!
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Welcome to Papa Scorch's kitchen. Prepare for Titanfall.
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As long as, if the need arrives, I have enough money for a witcher - I'm fine with this.
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Reading The Beginning After the End I'd probably be nobody special without abilities in a nation at war... Fairly screwed. Might be an engineer or scientist working on steam engines or trains.
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Oh wow! Goth eldar! I’m sure nothing bad will happen.
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How about we all live in Farenheit 451.
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don't we already?
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Yes
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I'm down for the traveling hobo book club
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Pathologic.
Im capital 'F' Fucked.
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Probably DC Comics. And it depends what my role in this universe would be. But knowing my luck I'd just be a random civilian that gets wiped out during the latest rampage by Atomic Skull or something. But at least everything gets reset every few years, so that I could live again to be super villain fodder another day.
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Off to Azeroth? Could be okay ...
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Hard to say my favorite fictional verse, but let's say Mega Man.
Since I'm not a robot, let alone say Mega Man or Zero or other protagonist, I'm pretty much either going to live a boring ordinary life or I'm going to live an interesting life in a bad way.
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Does your own universe count?
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That's not fictional
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Mass Effect ... It all depends on before or after Reaper invasion.
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If its after then depends on the colour of the ending
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Unfortunately if that were the case we are still many years from discovering the Epstein drive. Still having to deal with the oligarchy and shit conditions unless you are the 1%
My favorite fiction still isn't good for most people, Hard Sci Fi.
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we are still many years from discovering the Epstein drive
If only he'd had a little more time to continue his research.
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Showing up in Midgard just in time for the Plate in Sector 7 to collapse on my head.
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Love to be governed by an undead theocracy that persists through the deliberate cycling of apocolyptic events, because they've got 3D underwater volleyball in the capital.
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- is a regular joe on the dead planet of "consider phlebas" pre-extinction;
- dies of the plague that wipes out the entire life of the planet, never getting to know about the culture.
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For selfish reasons, I'd pick Love and Deepspace so I can frolick through time and space with 5 (soon to be 6) different boyfriends, hunting wanderers with superpowers.
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I don't know if I'd be better or worse off than pokémon fans.
No phone, no computer, end of the world being neigh, monsters roaming the land, but living in an idyllic cute little town where none of that happens, so I'd surely be fine.
Although I would probably get sick of hearing the towns people saying the same over and over again real quick and get jealous of not being able to do magic like some of the heroes.
The mext that comes to mind is life expectency. Will I get old? I don't see a lot old people in my favorite fictional world.
They have cups of wishes which revives other players, so I'd have to make some friends there and I'm probably set for life.
Oh, and medical herbs that cure any illness would be awesome to cure the ones I have.
And I could restore my health by eating candy and chocolate all day.
..... Unless I will live in that other fictional world, in which case I would say there's a whole of that going on.... with the protagonist... except for that one world but the women there are weird... on second thought I'll stick with my fictional game world.
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From Software fans in shambles rn
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40K is actually a brighter universe than our real life one. The Emperor might just win and make some sort of heaven on Terra for humanity, becoming a techpriest can make you immortal, there is an actual afterlife and source of free energy.
Meanwhile, we are doomed to be captured and tortured by Rocko's Basilisk in real life, and the universe is doomed to repeat in cruel cycles.
We have been here before.
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I disagree. The Imperium of Man is basically slowly inching towards its downfall with corpse starch (i.e. ground up corpses) being a common food for hive cities and the Inquisition being an ever looming threat for the populace. Not to mention that if you ever have have the misfortune of being near anything Chaos-y, you are often greeted by the Ordo Hereticus before your life is snuffed out. And considering that Belisarius Cawl frantically fell into prayer when confronted by a powerful AI core of old does show that the Adeptus Mechanicus are far from their power way back when, let alone any promise of immortality for the masses.
Psychic blanks have it even worse, as they might not even be connected to the warp, meaning they might just fade into nonexistence after their death. And overall, being a Chaos Worshipper isn't that great as well, as most citicem are not treated well, not to mention that the ruinous powers will slowly drive you insane as well.
Last but not least is that the end of the whole 40K in-universe might be overall crawling to an end, as the Tyranids might be unstoppable by organic beings (apart from possibly the Orks), so it might be that the universe-wide apocalypse is slowly inching closer, leaving only the Necrons behind after the Tyranids seek out the next galaxy to devour.
I'd rather choose the old boring life here in this universe any day over the one from 40K.
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Because the people who came up with it assume it would have the same ego as them.
It's also just Pascal's wager in a robot costume. -
I'm just saying to make it clearer. Really what I mean is, the ruling monsters will want to claim us completelly, and violate us in every way for eternity (and not in a sexy way either).
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Don't dare mention it !
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Star Trek, I'm going to Risa!!
Get the horga'hn!
I'd love being a holonovel author.
Unfortunately. It's been taken over by the borg.
What color shirt are you wearing?