Pete Hegseth to overhaul US military lawyers in effort to relax rules of war

The defense secretary has empowered his lawyer Tim Parlatore to remake the judge advocate general’s corps

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"What do you mean we can't waterboard them? Can we fireboard them? No? Come on. Earthboarding? Is that ok? No!? That's ridiculous. We'll need to make some changes here. I mean, we can't airboard them. That's just fucking breathing. It doesn't work! Fucking hell. Somebody get me a drink."
- Returning to traditional values the inquisition held so dear.
- Somebody get me a drink.
  
  ::Gets waterboarded::
I hate drunken fascists.
Are they trying to get us bombed? Bc this makes it seem like they are
- I mean, that would almost certainly be a huge political win for Trump and Republicans if our experience under the last Republican president is anything to go off of
- I’ve just been expecting that Russian soldiers will be occupying the US at some point in the next four years

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