If your username would predict the way you die, how will it happen?

Ceasefire Violation?

He died doing what he loved!

It finally caught up to me

The fucking Russians, of course.

Silently hunted down by a mysterious lone wolf.

I'm not sure I want to know...

You wouldn't understand

Tree

Guess I run into traffic, yelling and waving at the taxi that just deliberately passed me by. Then I get hit by a truck.

Raptured by the One True Dog

Happily.

Lots of beans

Whatever it is, it's going to be the subject of several YouTube documentaries.

🤨

A detective stands over my lifeless body, Detective Salvitore is panting for air, desperate to catch up to her partner and mount the hill. She reaches the crest covered in sweat, vision blurring but enthused at the grim sight before Detective Glassgow.

Salvitore fumbles for her radio, wheezing a shaky "We... we... I... found-" before Glassgow cuts her off.

"Save it Sal, I already told them we found the vegan."

Wrong place wrong time during a controlled demolition

Sleeping with the fishes

Furiously stroking my willy.

First I am. And then...

I'm not.

I guess I'm not growing old

I dont want to think about it

I’ll never know. I blinked.

Boiled alive

Whelp...

Something the Scooby gang could have prevented.

Derogatory slur

I'll leave it to you, reader, to guess the "where" it is cast

I'm already gone...

Uhhhh.

Nihilistic fruit

Meh…

Painfully, I'd assume

Idk, i wouldn't see it coming

A remake of Alien but with a meerkat

Self Explanatory actually.

Tree fall maybe?

Asphyxiation

Ouch...