Trump turns the White House lawn into a Tesla showroom
Trump turns the White House lawn into a Tesla showroom
The president threw Elon Musk a lifeline with an event, livestreamed on X, where he touted the cars and said he would buy one.
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The funniest thing to me is that literally no Republican / Trump supporter I've met can even afford a Tesla.
My hope is that this stupid-fucking-action just results in tanking Tesla further.
Fuck President Elon, fuck Krasnov, fuck the GOP. Praise Player 2.
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Oh I know many that could afford one
But they don't want an electric car
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That's also funny, lol. Now that I think about it, my director of engineering is a Republican and could buy one but he thinks EVs kill more people from fires and will damage the energy grid - so he never plans to buy one.
Which is wild because he does have solar power so he'd be able to charge nearly for free...
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In case anyone is wondering who is actually in charge…
It’s probably Peter Thiel. Musk is likely just the fall guy. The tech bro mafia are trying to take over the US.
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He's such a good fall guy. Kanye West-class.
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musk is technically in charge, but thiel like the snake he is just lapping whatever comes his way, a vulture, but through vance he isnt really doing much,
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Nazi red. Perfect.
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Still got his little human shield with him, I see ...
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Remember that time Trump Tweeted about Elon's Teslas crashing and rockets flying to nowhere. And now he's a fucking Tesla salesman. LMAO
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Difference, Volkswagen actually had good cars and was later used for the war effort. So for the nazis it was two birds with one stone
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I don't know my Simpsons lore well enough. Surely this is in there somewhere? Monorail episode?
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I've built cybertrucks in Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook. And by gum, it put them on the map:
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Just nuke us now please.
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Der volks wagen.
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Musk = POS Nazi wannabe!
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Pretty soon the Tesla flag will fly behind the president, and be a fixture in the Resolute Desk like in sports arenas
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and all the govt cars will be teslas regular cars or the swastikars.
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Embarrassment comes standard on every trim level.
Who else would be shocked if this chode even had a driver's license? For real, I'm pretty sure he's spent all his time in the back seat of vehicles. You know, limos...cop cars...
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He has trouble opening simple doors. Or using an umbrella. The only thing he seems to be halfway decent at physically is golf.
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Absolute farce.
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This is what cars are.