You meet your evil self from another timeline... What do you do?

I tell him "Nice goatee, bro."

Stuff.

Butt stuff.

I'm only 20% good, so they're 80% good. Murder them and take their stuff. It should be easy, stupid goody two-shoes.

I can fix her.

I'm pretty sure I'm 55% evil so he would be 45% he and thus the good one.

I'd probably take a car to our mum's. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.

what if you are 50 / 50 and you meet yourself and youre both like "hey dude, whats happening?"

Some guy pops out blabbing something about being the good version of me and I continue eating my sandwich

I would fuck my self

Are they also my opposite in how they are good or evil, or just opposite in quantity?

For example, if I'm an antisocial asshole with positive ideals, does this mean my opposite is an extremely friendly and polite business major?

One of us tells only truths, the other only lies.

Find common ground and go out for Thai food.

Ask him to help me with my look. Villains always have the best fashion sense.

Hope we collapse into a self contained black hole

as someone who is 100% evil but polite, it would be interesting to meet my good counterpart whom is a total arsehole.

suck his dick for sure

Get someone to do a very long set of interviews, thought experiments, and tests to see what makes us different in order to isolate, regardless of whether we can tell which of us holds the evil position, what areas of belief can have a position than can be objectively called evil. It'd be hilarious if, after months of testing, it turns out the only difference we have is our opinions on marmite or pineapple on pizza.

My evil self would've already completed her villain arc in which all of her art would be Pikmin fanart, except it's actually Breaking Bad memes in varying degrees of subtlety.

So I'd become her sidekick and do the same. I regularly pretend to fight myself in the mirror so that I can get really good at fighting with any and all potential clones of myself, so on the off-chance she wants to try and fight me, I have the experience.

Fuck. I love evil women.

i ask them what happened to have things turn out like that

if they are the same person as me, and simply decided to pick the most hateful way forward each time a choice was presented to them - i'd probably turn around and try to never think of them again. Because at least for others i can understand how life could've pushed them towards the wrong path. But for myself i know that good choices were always an option, so my evil alternate self would have to consciously act out of spite and hate every time

Come out to the coast, we ll get together, have a few laughs...

Can we swap places? I'll gladly let him live in the worst timeline.

Oh, they must be the version of me without the inhibitions, then? Cool. Let's go to town. >:-)

What if I am the evil counterpart?

Assuming they would have taken more or less the same life path I have, I would want to sit down and trade stories.

"What did you do back at that one time in Summer of '19? How did that go?" I guess I would hear some appalling stories, but I would be too curious.

I picture a matter/anti-matter type of cataclysm.

Kill him. There can be only one.

Oh God, I believe that makes me the evil one. What do I do?

Congratulate him on being bad and ask for advice on how not to be nervous when talking to strangers because clearly he's got to have gotten over that if he's an evil counterpart to me.

Be glad I'm the good one, I guess? Or can we achieve balance and each end up with 50% good, 50% bad?

I would punch him square in the jaw. That dude is a dick!

You mean my good counterpart?

We'll probably discuss who's actually the evil one and probably have to settle the argument with our fists. Hm, maybe not a good idea, I'm kinda of a pushover, so I'd probably just accept his bullshit and see if evil me could at least have a paid spot for me in whatever shenanigans he was doing

I get arrested for my crimes against humanity, because my counterpart is 97% good.

Be the alibi while he does crime. Duh.

Evil version of an evil version... Evilseption. I guess chalange to a competition.

Didn’t DOB already cover this?

https://www.cracked.com/blog/human-clones-do-you-fk-or-fight

Not what's being asked, but I immediately thought of Nega Scott from Scott Pilgrim.

Defintely hook up.

Morals don’t exist. What is my counterpart?

I'm 50/50, so I'm pretty sure nothing woukd happen.

I've pondered this. They'd have to go. There can only be one.

True Neutral is still True Neutral in opposite land. 🤷🏻‍♂️