Yall guess who showed up in my dms

Get your filthy mitts off her. That's my future wife. As soon as my check clears, we're getting married.

me too. i feel so official now, blessed by the grace of fediverse chic

This girl lonely as hail

Me: I miss MySpace Tom...

The fediverse: We have MySpace Tom at home.

MySpace Tom at home:

I didn’t know this was a thing 20 seconds ago but now I feel left out and I am very cross.

i also got the dm. I blocked her because i thought it was some spam account. Is it not?

Same I was also finally blessed. Godspeed Nicole, Godspeed.

Is she real or a spam bot? I've gotten it too and just assumed some kind of spam/scam

So whats the scam?

You can tell it's a scam cause Toronto isn't in Poland.

How is the ol gal

Voyager gang represent 🙋

I was going to warn about gazillion "send nudes" and dickpic messages, but I think I'm way too late.

Same… smh

The real kicker would be to find out that it's elon and he high as fuck.