Trump's Joint Address to Congress Megapost:

Pass. Not giving it any ratings and I will wait for the coherent summary without the faff. Besides, no matter what the jackass does, there's nothing I can immediately do in reaction to it.

Seriously?

One one democrat (Al Green) stood up for truth tonight?

The rest of them sat like sacks of shit holding paddles, lol.

Fucking weak leadership who cares more about the decorum than the fight.

"the days of unelected bureaucrats is over..."

Oh, like Musk?

oh man. I am not looking forward to this but feel I have an obligation to watch. Appreciate you getting the thread going though.

Looking forward to the stock market dropping like sack of shit tomorrow morning. You know it's gonna.

Jesus Christ. They are using his fucking mug shot for the thumbnail on ABC. Lmao.

sorry I monopolized this thread but hey man sorta eff you guys for being so silent. live with my drunken summaries.

I'm tempted to watch but it'll probably be 90 minutes of him rambling.

So Al Green got booted from the room. Interesting.

Nope. Not watching. I'd rather drag razor blades between my toes. Rub sandpaper on my tongue. Give myself paper cuts on my eyelids. Watch videos consisting entirely of nails on chalkboards.

Anyone got bingo cards? I'm putting a Putin to visit White House on mine along with Andrew Tate gets a government position - maybe alongside Elona. There's also the McDonald's Hamderber becoming the National Food

Anyone got any others to fill out my card?

Outside of that, I got my bullshit meter ready. Trying to prep for the Thirty Days of the Best Achievements the world has ever seen and how he alone saved countries at war. Then Elona will talk about the billions of dollars saved while his kid wipes buggers on Trump's face.

Maybe if I address a joint during the joint address it will make things tolerable

No substance to Trump's speech was just hating on Trans people and bragging about cutting government programs. If that speech didn't show you how unfit he is, I don't know what will at this point.

He shouldn't have been able to run for President again. MAGA is literally getting cucked this whole run for this admin and they can't bring themselves to admit it.

And here we go with the royal decrees.

now hes talking about the markets being up and they got guff from the audience (congress) fro his obvious bullshit and they are kicking a guy out.

Fact checkers are getting fucking carpal tunnel.

this is going to be a great factcheck session.

boasting about gulf of america and renaming denali. I may not be able to take this.

omg the republicans are chanting trump.

omg the usa shouting and his opening bs like he had just not betrayed everything the us has stood for since ww2.

oh now trump cries how if he ever did anything of value, which he has not, he would not get accolades from the democrats. mmm. maybe you should do something worthwhile first.

Im really torn on whose face annoys me more. vance or trump. man trump looks increasingly like a caricature of himself.

omg he is talking his fucking election results.

omg he is using the numbers shown to be false on what doge has saved.

now saying he will make america affordable again oh and . and. now says how biden got the price of eggs out of control but they are going to get it back down. wow.

omg they are talking about how the first dem was resistant to being removed and truly his was not and they said two more were removed and that was not shown. serously folks this is masturbating over a bag of cashews.

wants interest on car loans to be tax deductible so yeah make debt more enticing to the american people.

Anyone watch Sanders' response?

ugh. the democratic response is soooo weak. still at least she did say reagan rolling in his grave and said she does not want russian or chinas leadership. actually its getting better as I type this.

i have been saying this but he is crowing about how the military has had its best recruiting month in years. go look at the youtube military channel recruitment channels. scary as fuck.

oh fun. now he is lauding doge and musk is actually wearing a suit.

ok now he is saying beurocrats will be removed from office even though. you know. they don't hold elective office. they work jobs.

oh now he is saying they have reduced debt with the money. news to me.

democrats were smart brining those placards.

omg the things he is boasting about! stopping the green new deal, leave the paris accord, dismantling the government. ugh.

boasting on politically defining gender.

if tariffs are about manufacturing then why the fuck are we still doing them for raw materials!!! like I dunno. canadian heavy crude that the Midwest refineries need!!!

I made a list of all the cuts Trump mentioned:

(List of Cuts Mentioned by Trump)

$485 Million cut funds to international relations, research, spy shit, and whatever else. I guess the question is, what are they going to do with the 485 Million? Presumably the $22 Billion cut in American Human & Health Services (HHS) is going toward paying down the deficit, right?

bidens failed administration open southern border that he deported more folks than I at less cost.

lol. soooo. appartently the "gold card" recipients will be paying taxes here but not were they came from.

pbs news hour said to expect a lot of crowing and chest beating and then said. which is his right??? wtf pbs?!

lol. tim cook cannot spend money fast enough for trumps america.

we need greenland for national security and international security but one way or another we are going to take you over. seriously folks. you should be watching this.

Trump just loves praising himself. I couldn't finish watching his bs.

I. I. I think trump is taking credit of medical treatments from six years ago. aaannnnnddd. he just said he officially made a 13 year old a member of the secret service.

lol. america is an independent nation. that apparently does everything that make putin happy.

and his succes in ukraine.

crowing about his success in gaza

oh boy. here comes law and order. we all know what that means.

omg he is crowing about taking over and making partisan the fbi and doj.

ruh ro. south korea is on the chopping block. japan and sk and taiwan and india better get a defense treaty going.

Man I'm glad Lincoln Riley isn't alive to see what a piece of shit her mom is.

now talking about shit building. oh wait. ship building. and reclaiming the panama canal.

he just mentioned about bidens sending money to ukraine. I mean. how can someone be president without understanding how the house holds the purse strings. I just. I just can't. there are limits to even what alcohol can do.

boasting on how good an idea tariffs are now.

we are going to be the most dominant civilization according to trump. seriously folks this is scary. I hope his talking about scientific discovery through. apparently. cutting science funding???

he is now talking about a date that will live in infamy which is the one thing he has said that I agree with (this is funnier if your actually watching).

oh and now he is saying dems better vote for his tax cuts or they will never be voted in to office which honestly given some of the supposedly extreme leftist comments I have seen could be true.

now hes talking about golden showers. er um. calling it golden dome but we know what they mean.

I have never had thc but I if one soldier leaves the us im going to be hitting up the dispensaries.

Did anyone else see this weird interaction? Who is this guy Trump is talking to?

What a wild speech.... a lot of fear mongering for sure.

Full transcript of his remarks.

Question is it true democrats were booing people like child brain cancer survivors after trump honored them?