Today's teens are much smarter than my generation

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Why go to mass when you can go to ass?
- Why spread the word of God when you can spread Todd.
  
  *The Todd, bisexual icon
- Why get raped by a 65 year old when you can get fucked by someone your age with consent?
BS. Church is the best place for underage male on male sex and has been for decades.
- Centuries even.
Gonna get fucked in the ass either way
- One is consensual tho
I'd rather be a girlkisser than part of a kid diddler cult with the pope
Sounds way more fun than stupid Sunday service, so... Yeah, I'd say that's smarter.
but church is gay
- Easiest way to lose virginity the gay way, in the ass
Seems like the obvious choice.
I think... there are possibly more doors than that.
- Just one more... The back door
I’m not sure what this is trying to say and whether or not that‘s homophobe.
- I think it's just meant to mock the perpetual moral panic of "KIDS today are DOING THINGS instead of GOING TO CHURCH"
  
  KIDS today LOSE THEIR VIRGINITY TO THEIR GAY PARTNERS instead of TO THE PASTOR
They are not mutually exclusive
K

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