Slugs

Every new post made things better and worse at the same time

Gender euphoria just be like that sometimes.

I'd bite her slugs

I get it. I've been there, done that. Seen my fair share of lizard testicles and bobcat dingle berries over the many years I've been on this Earth. Caught my first case of rabies from an angry skunk and didn't didn't even miss a day of work after that. That's why they call me Stank-stank to this day, well that and because I have a condition that makes me sweat a lot and you know, one thing leads to another.

Read this in Linda Belcher’s voice.