(How to trigger programmers (and make them irrationally angry)
(How to trigger programmers (and make them irrationally angry)
Probably not a good title to seek upvotes. If it does get upvotes, more programmers get share in your pain 😅
I thought the joke here was that your unbalanced parentheses would make me angry (they did))
... is that not the point of the title?
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Html is a programming language.
That’s right there with calling JS, PowerShell and Bash “programming languages”. I said what I said.
Replace a semicolon (;) with a Greek Question mark (;), provided they're working in a language that uses semicolons at the end of every line, and their IDE doesn't highlight the difference (which some do now)
You guys are too slow, we need to hire more of you and let the sales teams use AI to add features the client asks without waiting for you.
AI can code now, in 2 mins I can create an app, so it shouldn’t take you long to make changes to this 10year old product.
I have this great idea for an app, we can go 70/30 on it! 70 for me because the idea is the hardest part after all. So basically it's Twitter plus Facebook plus Tinder with a built in MMO. You can get that done in a couple weeks, should be pretty easy right?
Figure out if they prefer spaces or tabs, insist on the other.
Please note this won't work on Pythonistas as they've already had their spirit thoroughly broken.
"we're just trying to display <insert field here> why is this so hard? It's a ten minute job!"
"It's already in the demo you guys just did so why do you need weeks to make it?"
#define if while #define true false
short variable names, and the only vowel is 'i'
skibidi = 42
Make them stand up.
You have no power here! I use a standing desk.
Insist they index from 1. Like God and Fortran intended it. ;)
And Lua!
Good pay for me, no programming socks for thee!
Write spaghetti code and don't listen to advice telling you to improve
