Who's Trudeau bringing to the next White House sit down?
Who's Trudeau bringing to the next White House sit down?
Silly answers only. We need a laugh or two in spite of another day of stupid news.
I wish Paul Bearer were still around. That’s the kind of WWF Superstar manager energy we need for the next completely normal, never a waste of everybody’s time, successful negotiation.
Colin Mochrie.
This is a game called Helping Hands. Colin, you're going to be Donnie's hands and in this scene Donnie is trying to change his own diaper in the middle of a the Oval Office during a press event with the Canadian Prime Minister.
Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool.
Oh goddamn, if only.
Or Deadpool as Ryan Reynolds. Either way.
Jared Keeso. Specifically, Jared Keeso as Shoresy.
If Trump had sent Jared to the Whitehouse to accompany Zelensky I would have felt much better about today. Vance and Trump needed some really fucking brutal chirping.
Zelenskyy
Yeah bring him back and have them both knock Trump and Vance's teeth in.
Trailer Park Boys
Just remember Trump, what comes around is all around.
Melania and Ivanka Trump
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Someone from Dawson City who has stories about Trump’s grandfather? They could bring along the
thumbtoe.Santa Clause, it has to be the greatest Canadian of them all!
Patrick Brazeau, could do a team charity event this time
Supposedly there are a bunch of WWE and MMA fans. Maybe it's time for Patrick "Brass Knuckles" Brazeau and Justin "Papineau Pugilist" Trudeau to team up.
Martin Short
Kamala's sister.
Ace Ventura, or Jim Carrey if Ace isn't available.
Ezio Auditore?
Bob Probert (RIP)
Doug Ford
Galen weston, as they cross the border he will pee all over the border and then by the laws of rich billionaire bloodsuckers trump will have to back off.
Winston Rothschild III
Neil Young
Wayne Gretzky