Mr. Grey, can I go to the bathroom?

She's a long sandwich???

My first thought was cold or hot, toasted or not?
She’s a sports player that waits on the bench for her turn
- She's an urban underground train.
She could be a hero. Can't see her being on Grindr though.

What the fuck parties is this person going to? Seriously, I'm in LA and could take use a new subwoofer for my 2.1 setup.

Wait. It's a music thing? I was so exited there were submechanophilia parties in LA.
- Why yes, people in LA care a lot about sound fidelity. They even have a fun term for folks like us who need a good Sub, Doms-- that is, Deliverer of Music.
Lolol the guy was so high he was actually talking to a subwoofer
- Good vibes though
- "Whoa, your voice is so low and powerful."

No thanks. I prefer dub.

The joke is appreciated, the preference disgusts me.
- It really depends on the anime/show. My best example of this is Hellsing. The Japanese VA talent is fine, but the English, particularly for Alucard is so much better - he has a menacing quality that is perfect for the character. Plus, it's set in England, so hearing English accents is more immersive.
- If you don't speak Japanese, why would you watch anime in Japanese? Do you watch all films you do not know the original languages of with subtitles?
- It depends. I prefer sub most times, but some like Redline are way superior in English dub. It's almost like the movie was made with the English dub in mind...
dubstitude teacher
- drop the dubstitude, A-A-ron
Herecy. Mods, ban this guy.
gross
https://youtu.be/8d8ZNsSaxPk&t=47

If you watch Squid Game in English Dub, it becomes a comedy 🤣

She meant a sub sandwich I bet, common misunderstanding

"Oh, you're a sub? How many Mark 48 530mm torpedoes can you carry? What's your test depth? Do you like having seamen inside of you?
- slaps roof
  
  This bad girl can fit so many seamen!
- Uhhmmm, Sir? I'm an Italian cold cut... 👀
- this is the correct direction that conversation should have evolved to
- Do you like having seamen inside of you?
  
  I mean she does probably get asked that question a lot.
"Ooh I love a good sub! My favorite part is when I get to eat the insides"
- ...I'm also maso ☺️
Ay girl you work at Jersey Mike's? Because you're a sub above.

Jeez dude, how clueless can you get??? She obviously meant she's the substitute pinch hitter for the local ladies softball team! What a nerd lol

Oops. Not their fault "sub" has a dozen meanings.

Right, is this all in context?

What’s going on at this party?

Someone’s like “yeah I work in retail.” And this person is like “yeah I clip car batteries to my nipples kneeling in broken glass with a hothouse cucumber up my ass.”

Which one is being awkward here?
- I believe this might have been an instance of so-called "flirting".
- Someone’s like “yeah I work in retail.” And this person is like “yeah I clip car batteries to my nipples kneeling in broken glass with a hothouse cucumber up my ass.”
  
  I actually laughed out loud at this assessment. Pretty sure this is not how it went, but... bah, take my upvote.
And who the fuck just comes and tells you this sort of shit lmao
- This is what confuses me. What is the context? Were they talking about sexual things in general and OP was clueless? Was the lady over sharing out of context?