Go stand by an E-111. You don't want no fighter fanbois. You want a reliable and versatile
machinepartner who is non-violent, capable of accommodating the needs of two, and has full capsule ejection.Looks like the upcoming Cunk on Tinder
What's the male alternative? Trying on shirts in the wrong size?
There isn't one. When that stuff about "they chose the bear" happened, they meant it.
You have to be vetted and have an in, give their dog bacon. Volunteer.
I usually have a woman initiate conversation with me in line at the grocery store every 3-4 trips just by minding my own business. IDK if they mean anything by it or how to turn that into a date but it is something that happens.
Must be hella cute IRL (✿◠‿◠)♡ ;))
Just stare at tits until one of their owners falls in love with you
I have a picture of my wife posing in the children's cutout in the back, I jokingly asked if she wanted a picture with it and she got excited and ran over to pose.
I mean, we were dating at the time, but one of the first dates I took her on was the Wright pat airforce base museum.
This would absolutely have worked on me when I was younger. You know, if I had enough confidence to talk to women when I went to museums alone....
That might get you a grandpa, may I suggest a video game store?
Depends on how much she likes a plus sized man with a fedora collection.
To each their own
I had to read that multiple times, confused as to why their work was looking confused in a museum and how dating apps were conflicting with that.
Dating apps aren't working time to make a meme with bad punctuation.
That's because it was written very shittily.
Should try that one at your local Games Workshop. Maybe ask about that Heresy you have been hearing so much about...
So I hear this guy Erebus a lot, he must be the main good guy, right?
Erebus is a stand up guy, he won't stab you in the back.
I'd be careful, weirdos who wish the war went the other way feel emboldened lately
The volunteers at my local air museum all were just excited about the planes and the little demos they had. They also had a huge Rosie the Riveter section because it was the bomber plant filled with ladies building planes to kill Nazis.
It's a trap fellas. You don't approach women in public anymore especially at a museum. Next thing you know you are spending the rest of your life combatting the fall out of that time you went viral for being a "creep at the museum". Best to call the non-emergency number and wait for a professional.
Some 78 year old docent will approach you.
Has she considered infodumping? I hear that's a great hook. Might even be able to stay in the plane museum if that's her interest.
I have a museum near me that has some old trains.... 🤔
I mean, yeah? I volunteer at a local old airport/museum, and that is pretty much my jam
I still wouldn't be able to talk to her so...
Might have even better luck in the Roman history section.
It took an unreasonable amount of time for me to understand what the message was saying
Might pick up a girl too...
As a man, i just wait in front of a mural with angel wings and wait around for the million of wonen who take their profile pictures there.
The Imperial Roman section also works.
I read this wrong and thought this was akin to "don't dip your pen in company ink"
got gay vibes... maybe i have a chance
I wonder if that’s Willow Run, I was just there. Totally would have lied about the planes to her. No on second thought this has hard barriers around the planes, WR there’s nothing.
Just go join a hobby club filled with guys, like electronics, radio, astronomy, FPV drones, RC cars, etc.. Or if you're more of a physical person: paintball, camping, fishing, shooting... Don't do audio though, a lot of audiophiles are fucking dumb.
Sure, if you want a pedantic patzy history buff. Lol.
