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BluJay320 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

5mo ago

Road rage

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And this is why I am not getting cybernetics, my mental health has shit the bed enough already
- But think of the orgasm button. I know that can't end well, but what a way to go.
  
  I thought the orgasm button was in my butt?
  
  Lmao I'm asexual and hate my libido, totally get where you're going with this but you're accidentally not helping (and it's not your fault, you tried, sorry mate)
  
  Some people would treat that thing like cookie clicker.
  
  I'd be shooting dust within an hour.
  
  They'll find a way to charge for the orgasm button. At minimum it will be a monthly subscription.
  
  Damn, they found a way to monetize the clitoris?
- Ghost in the Shell has convinced me that even if they become available in my lifetime, it's probably best to stay away.
  
  You mean Snow Crash right?

THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN
- THEY MUST HAVE AMNESIA; THEY FORGOT THAT I’M HIM
  
  I'm sitting on the ivory coast, eating vermillion snapper. War is all I think about.

Brutal

They're using English, yet I still need a translator 😅
- "Guy with a brain implant cut me off in traffic, so I used a hacking device to make him feel uncomfortable with his gender."
  I'm sure someone will cherry pick the semantics, but that's the gist of it.

Unrelated: I learned this morning you can trade Gen 1 and 2 pokemon with a Flipper Zero 😮
- EXCUSE ME WHAT
  
  Yep!
  https://youtube.com/shorts/tLbAk88lnt8

Now I'm curious what would happen if you treated someone with neuralink with an EMP
- the end of trumpism

Lol

Concealed carry Electronic Warfare suite has arrived.

I don’t know what any of that means.
- Neuralink is a brain chip funded by ~~Hitler~~ Elon Musk.
  Flipper Zero is a tool that lets knowledgeable people hack into and do various things with devices that use radio waves.
  "Cutting off" is when a driver changes lanes in front of another driver without keeping a safe distance between vehicles.
  "Flipping off" is when you show someone your middle finger in an insulting manner.
  Traffic is caused by people in cars who neither understand how to keep a proper following distance, nor how the passing lane works. It can also be a symptom of poor public transport infrastructure.
  As far as gender dysphoria... I'll let someone more experienced in the subject tackle that one for me.

If he already was does it do it squared

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