Twenty-Dollar Bill is the busiest guy downtown

Why accept the head when you can have the whole cow?

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Redundant. The second two are already larger than a twenty dollar bill.
- Unless hyper-deflation makes $20 worth more? We still got the better part of 4 more years. Anything can happen.
  
  I don’t think inflation will make the $20 will have larger dimensions.
So they don't accept bills that are larger than the head of a cow. The heads themselves are a perfectly acceptable payment method.
- Most of the people I know who are named "Bill" are larger than the head of a cow, though.
Good old Sweet Cow! Have not had them in a while
I accept head for payment, and I won't even liken you to cattle while you give it.

Unless you like that sort of thing
I accept head for payment, and I won't even liken you to cattle while you give it.

Unless you like that sort of thing

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