Chronic Illness @lemmy.world ShareMySims @lemmy.dbzer0.com 2w ago

Me_irl, except for the really fast part lol

ID:

"Me: *stands up really fast*

My entire body:"

Bellow are 12 different engine warning lights that you would have on a car dashboard.

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Waiting for all the new warning lights to turn off until only the ten normal warning lights are left.
- Accurate 😭
That's called orthostatic hypotension.

Bad enough, it can make you completely lose consciousness, which generally causes bad things when it happens standing.
- In mine, and other cases here I'm sure, it's called "a collection of chronic illnesses that cause an enormous amount of pain and other symptoms, that flare up every time you move", but that's good to know anyway, thanks!
- Not only. It’s called Orthostatic Intolerance.
  
  Which can be a bunch of things, so only a subset of cases include hypotension.
  
  See: Post-Orthostatic Tatychardia Syndrome (POTS) for example.
  
  I'm pretty sure POTS stands for Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome.
my Gen-X ass every time I move thanks to 40+ years of skateboarding, surfing, snowboarding, and all around jackass worthy antics
- Rugby and combat sports (judo, wrestling, muay thai, mma) did a real number on my joints.
  
  I think I can directly attribute to scrums my enduring neck pains
  
  PT actually does wonders for this….
  start now before it’s too late
I have at least two dents in my skull due to bashing my head after a "get up/lights out" event.
- Fancy!
  
  Sorry, in all seriousness that really sucks, sending you a friendly internet hug.
  
  Thanks c:
  
  It was kinda annoying but I got real good at sitting in a split second.
  
  I naturally have a very low blood pressure which are compounded by eating disorders and some medication I used to take. I switched meds and it's almost in the past now \o
DANGER: Shakey

WARNING: Heart pump needs servicing

DANGER: Electrolytes depleted

WARNING: Dizzy

WARNING: Wobbly

WARNING: Hungry

Foot rotation: OK

DANGER: Hypothermia

DANGER: Tunnel vision

WARNING: Flatulence

DANGER: Ball to the face

WARNING: Bad luck
- DANGER: Ball to the face
  
  🤣🤣🤣
  
  I was actually trying to think up a similar list but was too tired, thank you so much, these are brilliant! 😂
Is your blood pressure ok?
Me waking up for the 40th time during the night because my toddler has RSV
the bottom right indicator light means youre hungry or you ate something bad. not sure what the other symbols mean though

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