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Monkey With A Shell @lemmy.socdojo.com
Don't pee on the scissors you use to cut your eggs, didn't mama tell you that?
34 0 ReplyFauxLiving @lemmy.world Cut your eggs in half.
It's financial advice for cooking at home.
7 0 ReplyGork @lemm.ee Very wise in this economy.
5 0 ReplyFloodedwomb @lemmy.world It's actually a service they offer. You bring round your eggs and they halve them perfectly.
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4oreman @lemy.lol i appreciate the explicit comms of consequences
16 0 Replyidunnololz @lemmy.world
Oh the other hand... Free vasectomy life hack.
8 0 Reply4oreman @lemy.lol *castration
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brutalist @lemmy.world Where is the pee stored if they cut your balls off?
10 0 Replymcqtom @lemmy.world Exactly.
3 0 ReplyZILtoid1991 @lemmy.world Nowhere.
You'll just have a constant stream of pee (although small) coming out of your weiner.
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GooberEar @lemmy.wtf Makes you wonder why so many people want to go fishing in this spot to begin with.
1 0 ReplyHadriscus @lemm.ee ve kut off your chohnson !
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