2/10/2025 - Ending Procurement and Forced Use of Paper Straws

By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.

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Cutting waste by "require(ing) the development of a National Strategy to End the Use of Paper Straws within 45 days to alleviate the forced use of paper straws nationwide."
Paper straws are useless. They should be metal or something decent.
- Tbh I don't trust them to clean metal straws, so either I'd have to carry one of my own everywhere I go OR imo better options:
  
  A) Fuck straws, make cups sippable, we don't need them
  
  B) Hemp plastic is more sustainable, we could use that for things that must stay single use I guess.