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Mickey7 @lemmy.world

2mo ago

Looks legit, but can it actually be a real thing?

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The scanners at airports can certainly detect what kind of junk you have. There are tons of horror stories in trans communities. This one just seems like a hoax though.
I think it would be funny to put these stickers in front of every public restroom to scare the conservatives
- I believe what you are saying but really didn't think the scanners were capable of actually seeing your genital area as if it was an Xray
  
  Yes other poster is correct. Those "full body scanners" where you put your hands up can see the full Monty. Big backlash post 9/11 when they started rolling this stuff out. Guess we decided as a society we ultimately didn't care.
  
  In the display that TSA agents are given, the image is no longer shown and instead the system shows an outline of a body with the questionable area marked. This was added after the aforementioned outrage from travelers so that every TSA agent didn't get an x-ray view of your naked body. The scanners are the same, but the agent doesn't see it anymore.
  
  The TSA scanners at airports really can see you completely nude.
  The ones at the toilets are simple IR sensors to detect if the toilet is not occupied so it can automatically flush.
- Would that scare conservatives? They'd probably see it as a justified trade off...
  
  Not if it beeps "penis too small for detection!"

It isn't real. The number listed is for the office of Dan Patrick, Lieutenant Governor of Texas.
- Seems like it is a protest against the dumb-ass anti-trans shit the people in power in this state are pulling.
- The text explicitly says the program is for the lieutenant governor's office.
  The question is, would the lieutenant governor of Texas' office be involved in something like this? I'm certain they want to, but would they have the authority? It's my understanding that international airports are exclusively under federal control, not state.
  
  It is meant as rage bait to get gullible people to flood Dan Patrick's office with calls. I respect the idea, but it is still very much fake.

My father was a penis inspector, like his father before him. He had to work for years at a penis factory to get by, working long, hard hours. All while taking penis inspection classes at night. When he finally graduated, he said it was so satisfying to tell his boss he was quitting, and that from now on he would be inspecting his work. He went on to be the best penis inspector in our county, and oversaw Penis Inspection Day at 4 public schools and 7 private for over three decades.
The fact that they think they can automate this entire proud profession with one scanner in a public bathroom is an insulting joke. It's a single camera! How will it check the underside of the shaft for melanoma? Can it check the foreskin for proper length and cleanliness?? How does it check erection durometer? Not to mention urethral diameter. For fuck's sake.
- I had a friend that took a college course in Penis Inspection. Any freshman could take that course. But you had to be a Senior for the more challenging course "The Penis and the amazing differences between the cut and uncut"
  
  A lot of people can get a good handle on the cut segment of the course, but when it comes to the uncut they seem to slip right through the cracks.
- durometer
  TIL
- aaaaaaaaand post

- Wait.. dickS?
  
  Remember double dick guy from Reddit? (Guy legit has two penises)
  
  Do you wish to see them, PetaQ?!
- In this case, PC stands for Penis/Cooter.
- Shaving my face to look respectable is enough of a pan in the ass. I refuse to spend more time prettying up my cock for a picture

I don't understand why we haven't played the Uno Reverse card on the "TRANS ARE COMING FOR OUR KIDS" Crowd
"You wanna inspect our kid's genitals to make sure they're using the right toilet? Sir, I don't think you need to be anywhere where anyone's kids are going to be."
- It won't work on them though. They have no shame
  
  True

At least in Washington they only use them for research purposes. Found this last year at SeaTac.
- LOL, the TinyPenisDatabase
- !!!!

I prefer traditional genital inspection
- I'll stop by later then.
  
  🤝
- Agreed. Why can't we have attendants at the door. They just reach down the front of your pants. It's simple and helps the economy adding jobs. And I'll bet they would be overwhelmed with applications. Many of the attendants would say, "Sorry we ran out of vinyl gloves so I need to shove my bare hand down your pants"
  
  I'm going to have to numb you.
  Num num num num num num.

Even better the picture is of the automatic flushing part of the toilet and most likely this was placed in the restroom based on the silver background. So now people will think it has a camera rather than just a distance sensor.
- Some of them even have a red light that comes on to indicate proximity... This is diabolically genius level trolling!

I could share a dick pic or two if needed to get through TSA quicker. Softies, hardies, pre/post horizontal lambada.

This is PERFECT! People, yes, even liberals, believe every damned thing they see on social media that reinforces their beliefs.
Can you see how this would get conservatives asking questions?! Been saying for years, liberals don't have the balls to fight dirty. I have zero problem with lying, scamming and cheating the fuck out of fascists. Gods I wish I had a color vinyl printer.
- Conservatives would just blame it on DEI and it somehow being funded by USAID
- Fantastic that you have a phone number too!

Opt in. Use random bathroom. Ruin the dataset.

Everyday is penis inspections day until morale improves

"Hotdog ... no hotdog ... " That's the first thing I thought when it said AI. I know it's not real, but that just makes it funny.

I mean. The phone number is from here https://www.ltgov.texas.gov/contact/
- Hello. My name is John Doe and would like to ask you to remove my penis from your database... What do you mean "what does it look like"?!
- My gut instinct is that this sign is fake with the end goal of driving outraged calls to the real Lt gov., but who can even tell anymore?

Idea: Lead-lined underwear with wires inside that when scanned says "Fuck you" on the front and "Eat shit" on the back

"Traditional genital inspections"
HA!
This has to be a joke

“$10 to see it, $20 to touch. Oh wait, you thought those were ding dong prices?”

Electronic Genital Verification may tickle a bit, this is normal and not a cause for alarm.
- It's just minor radiation exposure. Only 3 mSv. That's barely 30 chest X-rays, or 150 seven hour flights!

Oh damn, this should be a template for every red state.

what’s in yer pants, esteemed citizen??

Thats fucking Funny. i would prefer this as online ID, instead of scan your Face, please Scan your ...
- I trained my phone's face ID on my junk. It's a bit awkward during business meetings, though.

Dallas?
Might be legit.

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