None of this is true. It's a piece of ham that looks mildly like a vagina, and someone came up with a funny story.
I gotta say, I did laugh though.
If it actually was attempted to be cooked in a skillet, a very, very different outcome and text message would have been shared.
Welp, I am gullible enough to think it might be real
That's a heck of a lot more than mildly vulva
I don't think putting something in a freezer would disinfect it. Stop the microbes from breading while it's inside, but they start again quickly as soon as it gets out.
Ice crystals can and do rupture cells. But it's not a good method to disinfect as a lot depends on the freezing rate resulting in different crystal sizes.
It does depend. Some microbes die when being frozen, but generally heat is much more effective (though you probably shouldn't cook your Fleshlight and use some disinfection sprelay (etc) instead)
True or not this shit killed me
Rip
How does one expect freezing to disinfect?
Freezing can kill bacteria, but only at temperatures far below what the standard freezer can reach. They do this for many seafood products sold commercially.
Tbf it does. All sushi in the US is required to be frozen first for that reason
OOPs picture is clearly a photoshopped porkchop. Who even bothers with making this shit.
How does one mistake a fleshlight for edible meat?
They don't because this is fake.
theres vegan meat?
There are a bunch of fake meat products intended for vegans. Fake steaks, fake thanksgiving turkeys. Usually made out of seitan (gluten), tofu, or mung bean proteins. I don’t think any of them resemble fleshlights…
My local pan Asian has had “vegan pork uterus” for ages.
Hmm, not bad. Bit salty...
