I think he should hear the chimp out.
In the law of the jungle ... if one chimp wants to try to horde 100 bananas and not share them, all the other chimps will attack the one greedy chimp and take all the bananas.
As intelligent humans, we've allowed a few chimps in our global community to horde a banana pile the size of mount everest and that's perfectly normal to us.
Kinda sounds like the opening to a hominid Law & Order show
In the law of the jungle … if one chimp wants to try to horde 100 bananas and not share them, all the other chimps will attack the one greedy chimp and take all the bananas.
These are their stories. dun dun
To be fair, most people don't see that pile in their day to day.
GET UP COME ON DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
Apes together... (beats chest)
StrongThat's an ape!
I always wondered what the cutoff would be for apes/humans going to heaven. Apes aren't allowed, humans are allowed. At one point in evolution, a non-heaven-compatible creature gave birth to a heaven creature. That poor proto-human, living in heaven without parents and probably unable to speak. They wouldn't be able to sing along to the Ronnie James Dio concerts up there 😔
Aren't religions with a heaven and a god against evolution theory?
Not all of them.
Whenever I feel powerless, I remember the wise words of my ancient ancestors:
"Ooo eee ooo ahh ahh, ting tang walla walla bingbang."
Were your ancestors some chipmunks?
Or the Danish gadget pop formation 'the cartoons'?
i dunno that monkey makes a good point
