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Meme fact: hummingbirds are actually just Australian mosquitos that have become invasive species around the world.
- Too friendly to be anything related to Australia.
  
  But hummingbirds are fucking dickheads.
  
  Hummingbirds are omnivorous after all.
Pretty much .. source, I live here. The mosquitoes near the airport require landing clearance.
- Good thing you don't have much noise pollution regulation or they would be illegal!!
That's probably a male mosquito and it thinks that's a flower. Just trying to be a pollinator pally.
That is the most Australian image I have ever seen.
The mozzies and flies are insane.
Mozzies hate me for some reason, they avoid me all the time, like I could be the last choice for a starving mozzie and he'd still have to think about it.
- Male mosquitoes don't bite. The blood is used to grow eggs by females. The females use she/it pronouns.
  
  The females use she/it pronouns.
  
  Correct me if I'm wrong here, but to the best of my knowledge I don't think mosquitos have the concept of language.
He hates these cans!
- Now there's a movie I haven't thought about in a long time... Thanks!
  
  My pleasure! Have a cuppa pizza!
That's a big fucker.

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