Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying
Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying
AUSTIN, TX—A star who has experienced a meteoric rise in right-wing circles, 28-year-old conservative phenom Mason Finley is known solely for wearing a Nazi armband and crying, sources confirmed Tuesday. “Finley amassed millions of conservative viewers on his Discord channel, where the up-and-coming...
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I thought the onion was a parody news source?
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It is, the problem is reality is now also parody.
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Hey idk why but I can't respond to your DM. Thanks for the heads up. I still don't know where to see that information or why I can't respond to you.
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How come The Onion is never on Reddit's front page?
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Because reddit is just a bunch of bots in a trenchcoat.
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Because Reddit would unironically support that man if it were financially beneficial to do so.
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Wait really? Its been so long since I've been on reddit. If this is true, then it is truly a dying husk
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The fascist cries out in pain as he strikes you, and also claims that that's actually what his victims are doing.
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"Look what you made me do! I'm actually the victim here!"
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"I JUST WANTED TO BE LEFT THE FUCK ALONE" *REFUSES to leave anyone else the fuck alone*
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Oh, didn't realize it was theonion.