I'm okay. Everything will be okay.

My wake up alarm is the cuckoo clock.

Sometimes I hear a real one in public and you're so right.

Dude you are in a coma, and we try to wake you up.

Najgorszą rzeczą jest sytuacja, gdy rozbiłeś ekran telefonu, próbując wyłączyć alarm, a teraz nie ma żadnej metody na wyłączenie alarmu Wrrrr….

Our on-call software apparently causes iphones to play the same sound as an earthquake alert here in Japan. Coworkers have had some literal ptsd-like experi nces and gotten shocked reactions when it goes off in public (at least by default, the sound is on).

On Android I just get some piddly 'ding' I have to set to retrigger as it won't even wake me up.

Some people don't set their phones to vibrate?

Alarm sound: Sonic the Hedgehog drowning music.

Terror is already built in

I once made the mistake of setting Pushing Me Away by Linkin Park as my wake-up alarm.

I can’t listen to that song anymore..

Folks use Merzbow's Iguanodon as a regular ringtone?

that would be sick, we could embarrass ourselves talking about homestuck

I hate every song I've used as a ringtone except my current one, which has been the helldivers theme since basically the launch of the game. It's just too damn good.

could be worse. you could pick a song you like as your alarm tone, and panic when u driving listening to your ipod or spotify.

mine was NJ Legion Iced Tea by A Day to Remember

We can shorten it to just the first six words.

People: if your phone makes a sound in public, you are wrong.