Comic Strips @lemmy.world stpshrt @lemmy.world 1mo ago

Bread

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I simply want a new original thought never before considered by all of humanity delivered daily for free presented in a humorous, creative, colorful, childish, non controversial, edgy, mature, deep, layered, way every single day, without failure or error not even once without gratitude or credit.

Is that to much to ask?
- Yes?
  
  That's censorship.
That was pain full.
- The pain joke was RIGHT THERE
You don't have to be so sour, dough.
Next panel have the american white bread loaf show up. Have the german befriendly and ask him if he is Also some sort of baguette.

American bread: What the fuck did you just call me
- I think the German and French are united in dunking on that kind of "bread".
  
  Hello, I will explain the joke. In American pronunciation baguette sounds vaguely similar to an offensive slur for homosexual men.
  
  an offensive slur
  
  removed
just loafin' around
oh no, there goes poland again
Say it don't spray it
You joke but I love meta shit like this,

Keep em coming!
Feels like an R-rated episode of Scrubs with German JD and Baguette Turk.
- I think you're the only person on the planet that would have come to that conclusion.
  
  Besides, if anyone was going to be german, it would be blonde doctor.
  
  Sweet little milkmaid or evil old hausfrau, though?
  
  Would Dr. Cox be a sourdough then, or would that be Dr. Kelso?
I will literally answer the phone with friends/family by saying “gluten log.” Only my vegetarian friends really vibe with it.
Missed 'pain full' opportunity aside, the last two panels ruin it. If you're going to do shitty puns, do them with pride.
The baguette gets all the credit, but there s French bread type that's called 'batard' -bastard.

That's all.
Would be better if it was just the second cell. The rest is unnecessary and there's no jokes
- Now listen here you little yeast..!
  
  That is absolutely how bread would swear.
- I would be fine with the third one if it ended on another bread pun. Panel four is only a detriment to the comic.
  
  For French bread, life is pain.
  
  At yeast you tried.
  
  You knead to rise up from these painful puns.
  
  Etc.
  
  Another comment pointed out, fourth panel should have been American sandwich bread walking up
  
  German bread: "Are you a baguette like that guy?"
  
  American bread: "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?"

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