Okay, do straight guys really feel like women don't enjoy giving blowjobs? As Gay guy, most of the women I know say they enjoy giving them. Mostly it's the jizz in their mouth that's the problem, but that disappears (for precum anyway) with a committed relationship, as it's mainly an ick/std factor. My experience is mostly the same. Sucking dick is fun, especially if you take the time to learn to deep throat. I've never understood this idea most straight guys have that women hate it when my, admittedly anecdotal, experience with women has been totally contrary to that
Dude, seriously! If there was ever a great time to use "¿Por qué no los dos?", either in text or the meme image/gif, it's here. The meme is from a taco shell commercial.
It's absolutely perfect, but you failed. Shame on you!