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You have been banned from lemmygrad.ml
wear it as a badge of honour
Lol we've already defederated them before their shitty ideology ever gotten a chance to infect our servers
Damn dude. What am I gonna do now?
It's facinating to see Lemmy go wild, kind of sad how many seem to support dictators with concentration camps and similar shit but also cool how many downvote them!
The only state with concentration camps in the real world is the USA and its colony in Palestine.
USA is absolutely a huge hypocrite. But that doesn't mean other countries are justified for doing the same
The USA is bad so everyone can be, right? Cause that's your fucking logic
And China. And North Korea. And Russia. And Syria.
So, I follow the Texas Tribune, and we get a story or two every week about heat waves in Texas prisons killing another dozen people while the state legislature refuses to fund air condition to get temperatures under 90 degrees inside cells. We also get the periodic story about migrant detention camps on the border with agents caught doing human trafficking, physical and sexual abuse up to and including outright torture, and the horrific death of small children. Finally, there's the annual tradition of investigating Texas CPS or Texas Juvenile detention officials for a new raft of allegations involving agents trading nude pictures of children for narcotics or cash.
Every day a new horror in the Lone Star State, and we just kinda shrug and insist this is how a liberal democracy with a well-educated electorate and professional political institutions are supposed to behave.
Meanwhile, when Keonmi Park does another interview with Joe Rogan, we just eat that shit up with a spoon.
Western Internet Culture is a real mindfuck.
You're gonna need reprogramming after reading all these replies!
Number 5. Bing Chilling!
I wanna see a mullet as an option. Communism in the front, freedom in the back.
Party in the front. Party in the back.
Lmao
Yo 6 give his cranium back
6 is the only one oriented properly. Too easy.
6 please
Yo so lemmy.world isn't run by tankies? If it is could y'all just ban me now so I don't invest too much in the instance pls? I got kind of sick of the constant cycle of disappointment seeing how many supposedly leftist subs were taken over and ruined by them on reddit.
It isn't, I do not remove posts for "Orientalism" like Lemmy.ml and that certainly won't be done by Lemmy.World Admins. Happy shitposting
That's good to hear, thanks.
What's a tankie
Do you really not know or are you pretending not to know because you want to be able to claim it's a meaningless term?
Also there's already an explanation in this thread.
Tankie is to the Left of me.
Russian Troll is to the Right of me.
Here I am, in the Radical Center with you.
There are far more people foaming at the mouth about tankies -- like a someone out of the 50s screaming about communists -- than actual tankies.
There are a few threads I've seen happen -- and instigated -- where I was overwhelmingly downvoted by tankies yelling at me about "anglo/western fascism" and denying the uighur genocide. They defend the Chinese government with a fervor that easily marks them as tankies. It's a real problem.
I’ve seen my fair share of tankies on this platform, it’s a very real problem.
What the fuck are "tankies"?
Dumbasses who unironically defend Stalin and Mao. Left authoritarians basically
People that see Mao and Lenin and somehow think authoritarian dictatorships are democratic utopias.
They're everywhere. EVERYWHERE I TELL YOU. Even on the largest search engine known to man.
I heard that they arent. Those be just the .ml ones. Its confusing since lemmy.ml and lemmy.world are presented as the main ones.
Even most of the .ml ones probably aren't. lemmy.ml and that other explicitly tanky instance are tankies, and I suspect others came along later and chose the .ml TLD because they noticed it was popular.
lemmy.world isn’t run by tankies?
This instance is not communist-run.
Wonder if any popular one is
He's always Xinnie the Pooh to me
Stupid god damn tankies show up every time for these threads
Stupid god damn libs complain about tankies every time for these threads
That's rich coming from a tankie; you guys spend more time hating on liberals on your own instance than the fascists do on theirs
Can we give him the Mao hair with the Poo bear ears?
Inb4 lemmygrad brigades this thread
6 (when is my execution date?)
Where are the Sailor Moon twintails?
7: A trump toupee (a "Trumpee" if you will)
Upvoting for another Trumpee. Its what Xi wants.
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Come on reddit lemmy, we can do better.
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Libs making fun of conservatives for having one joke and then laughing at SOCIAL CREDIT XDEE for years on end.
From where was 3.? I can recognize all the others
yo did you just fucking drop memebase wtf year is this
Looks like an avocado to me.
Professor Xi
6
Obviously its 6
This is some quality Shitposting.
4
6
This comment thread is on fire, there are interesting discussions going on but most of it is getting to be to vitriolic for my tastes.
Locking this shit down. We're here for the memes... Not whatever the fuck is going on down here.
For those here for the drama, scroll back up. There is no salvation here!
I believe it's 6 but it might be the one with the nine dash line. He loves that.
"Swiper no swipen!"
I don't know why, but every time I see him, I get nostalgic for my Disney character footie pajamas...
3, because he's a Top Xi.
What is number 3 from?
Either Oliver Tree or it's one of those weird feminist haircuts, like that chick from Die Antward has. I'm going with the latter.
It fell off into a toilet. Now he can't find it.
Number 6 of course, goes without saying
They’re all correct!
Nah, he looks better without it.
The Xi/Winnie the Pooh shit is so played out/hack at this point
Damn guess I’m never gonna make it as a true meme artist. Oh well, at least you laughed your little ass off from numbers 1-5.
The fact they were offended at 6 and missed 1 is fascinating.
Streisand effect has to keep going, we don’t make the rules.
No, it's still super funny and we've even got a second joke now: SOCIAL CREDIT XD XD
One racist joke.
How is it racist to mock your dear leader?
FYI, the original joke had Xi as Winnie the Pooh standing next to Obama…as Tigger. Yikes.
I generally don't care about people mocking heads of state but saying Xi Xinping is either Hitler or Winnie the Pooh is offensive.
So whenever I insult any specific person I’m actually being racist towards their entire ethnicity?
Lemmygrad absolutely seething at all the blatant orientalism in this thread 😂
Edit: lemmygrad.ml admins got my boy above and rewrote his comment. He's now in a reeducation camp, everyone pour one out for him.
Demcent in action!