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3mo ago

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That was a wild ride, but it stuck the landing.

I mean the title question would be super illegal. The thing he did is probably fine if its in a bag and especially fine if he didnt hit anyone with it.
- It probably could constitute assault, even without hitting someone
  
  I'd say about the same level of assault than the christians gathering to call other people murderers.
  
  It's biological material too which often has legal implications.
  
  yeah, battery
- Throwing something at a person is battery, pretty much everywhere in the US.
  You could also make an argument that it's "discharging bodily fluids" or some weird kind of "disturbing the peace" type of offense predicated just on disturbing other people around you, but it definitely would be battery.
  
  What if you throw a car battery at someone? Is that double battery?
  
  Infinite battery glitch found. Time to plug them into my controller.

Eggs would be more akin to a fetus than raw chicken.
Maybe setup a food truck across the street making breakfast sandwiches and see how many of those protestors buy. Then donate all the profits to the clinic.
- Yeah, but even these assholes wouldn't be dumb enough to mistake an egg for an aborted human fetus; some minced chicken entrails, though, that they might actually fall for.
- I like the cut of your jibs

What's the deal with Tumblr screenshots always including replies that add nothing to the humor lol
- It’s basically a laugh track for the meme
  
  redditors adding "nobody:" to the top of every meme
  
  That's good. I wanted to call them "useless red circles" in my comment but I didn't know if anyone would get what I meant
- Ah, a fellow Eternity enjoyer.
  
  this confused me and i am on a whole different app
- Yeah, what's up with that?

Legend.
- The hero we didn't know we needed, we didn't know we had.

You’d probably get prosecuted for terrorism if you tried that, just on vibes

To the original question:
Would that be considered desecrating a corpse?
- It depends on the age of the fetus, and the local laws. In the Netherlands where I live the fetus is by law not considered a baby (not sure on the terminology) until the 24th week of pregnancy, so anything before that is considered not to be a human body (again, by law).

So the real question is whether it's illegal to throw a baggie full of raw chicken.

Based

LoL.
What is this site.
- PREGANANANT
- A joke. It isn't supposed to be believable.
  
  The proportion of users that don't recognize Yahoo Answers will only increase :(

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