5 rule
5 rule
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As a former deli slicer operator, I just wanna say this would have made my day and I'd be so much happier to hear 5 vs "shaved" which was a hell sentence for bastards.
5 is sending me. 5 is alive. 5 is freeing me from pain.
I am not sober
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5 is alive.
NO DISASSEMBLE!
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Los Locos kick your ass, Los Locos kick your face; Los Locos kick your balls into outer space!
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He is leaking battery fluid!
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I get roast turkey from the deli for my cats. I always tell them "shaved as thin as possible". I know it sucks and I'm sorry. But if the cats get big pieces they'll take it elswhere in the house to eat it and sometimes forget about it and then I find 2 month old rotting turkey behind the couch.
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Anyone who says shaved gets thrown on the slicer themselves!
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Five alive
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I hate when your asked to choose a number on a completely arbitrary scale your are completely unfamiliar with.
Leave the scale for the regulars, and just accept "less, medium/normal, more"
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This reminds me when I was at a coffee shop where I ordered some hot coffee drink with milk. I don't remember what kind it was, but the barista brought out a big cup with a small coffee shot in it. Then she said something which I somehow didn't hear, so I just nodded and said "yes". She started pouring the milk into the cup. I just watched.
She continued to pour. Slowly.
After a few seconds, she raised her eyes up to me, still pouring the milk. I was starting to wonder how much milk this drink was supposed to have. I could see her starting to have more of a worried look while she filled up the last bit of the cup.
Finally she stopped. A full cup. I took the drink, said thanks and left.
When I tasted it, I noticed that the drink was incredibly weak. Then I realized that the barista had asked me to say stop, but I just made her basically make me a full cup of hot milk.
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Sounds amazing to me
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Thiccccc meat
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Goddamnit, this unlocked a memory of a kid in middle school eating a can of spam with a spoon.
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.... I still do that.
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Poor life choices. There's a difference
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I eat up internet's spam. With no spoon
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Child abuse
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Germans know the rule:
"Wenn die Wurst so dick wie's Brot ist, ist's wurst wie dick das Brot ist."
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Isn't five 5mm?
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Never got going to the deli and getting bologna, If I'm going to a deli I'm getting something good.
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Anxiety soon to be met with high blood pressure.
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I'm feeling sick just by looking at this abomination
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fry that removed in butter
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Fry it for sure, but you shouldn't need to add an extra fat. You always can if you want, but bologna fries really well on its own.
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Looks like you won. Enjoy your sandwich, King.
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What kind of meat is that? It looks disgusting.
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A more apt description of deli ham I have not heard.
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It's the rare delicacy baloney steak.
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the blake
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It is meat. Ask no further questions.
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This was reported for potential harassment. Just to clarify for other users, doctor's sausage is a Russian sausage. It's pretty similar to saying "damn, you don't know spam when you see it? Shit.." (spam has a similar history...kind of)
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The kind named after an European town?
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What’s the problem, looks just about right.
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Looks delicious
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the perfect amount
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I not sure what is this thing but it's not meat.
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Judging from looks and thickness, it could be Leberkäse, delicious 😋
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