Avocado rule

Dang that’s impressive. For those of you who want Avocado’s number, it’s 6.022 x 10^23

Brah-VO! slow clap

Two screenshots from Wiktionary, explaining that avocado is derived from the Classical Nahuatl word, "āhuacatl", which also translates to "testicle".

I was about to say it but you beat me to it.

(get it... beat?)

Wow what’s up with their finger nails!

They're just long and/or acrylic nails with a geometric pattern painted on:
- Oh, I zoom in and see it now. Looked like a weird AI thing before (also resolution didn’t help)
Yeesh. That's precarious as is, but it could get worse:

It's times like these that I wonder whether perhaps God is real and is just laying low so they can troll us with shit like this. That's probably what I would do (after erasing world hunger, cancer, tuberculosis, etc. from existence).